Saturday, April 3, 2010

Review: "Latin Jocks"

Studio: Raging Stallion Studios
Director: Gavin Lowe
Year Released: 2008
Running Time: 120 minutes

Holy shit, Latin guys are FUCKING HOT! It’s not like I was totally clueless to that fact before. But after watching this DVD and the one I reviewed before it, Stag Reel, the point has really been driven home. Me gusto papi chulos! Latin Jocks features models from, which apparently is Latin America’s answer to Corbin Fisher and Randy Blue. The DVD has no plot to speak of, no dialogue, and the sex scenes have no relation to one another. More importantly, there are no “jocks” anywhere to be found, either. No sports are played (unless you count tabletop soccer as a sport and I don’t), no sports-related gear is worn by any of the models (OK, I counted one baseball jersey and two jock straps). Therefore, I can only surmise that the scenes were shot specifically for the website, and only later released onto DVD by Raging Stallion Studios and given the “jocks” title to beef up sales. Latins: yes. Jocks: no. Let’s take a peek at the festivities.

First up is rough trade, “no recip” (got that verbiage from craigslist M4M, which is truly the gay sexual lexicon of our time) top Andre Gaucho and willing, accommodating bottom Felix Stuhlbach . From the neck down, Andre is truly a vision: great broad shoulders, wide muscular chest, tanned body, delicious meaty cock and a nice pair of balls. From the neck up…how do I say this nicely? It would appear from the Droopy Dog dark circles around his eyes and the bags underneath them that Mr. Gaucho perhaps spent too much time dancing on a speaker with a bottle of poppers under his nose at da club the night before, when he should have been home in bed getting his beauty rest for the porn shoot he had in the morning. Not hatin’…just sayin’. I’m sure there’s a handsome guy underneath those bags and circles. You’d just never know it from watching this scene. Bottom-boy Felix is cute with a nice tight, toned body. And Felix has to do most of the work here. From the full-body massage he gives Andre in the beginning (where he strangely uses Gun Oil lube as massage oil; what, there’s no baby oil in Latin America?), to the cock sucking and ball licking (there’s a nice shot of Felix’s sweet pucker facing the camera as he nurses on Andre’s meat). In fact, Andre’s so lazy that Felix even has to slap the condom on him. Aye dios mio! Actually, Andre does seem to get his groove back when he starts plowing Felix’s hole doggy style. If there’s any heat in this scene, it’s thanks to Felix’s moans and groans, as Andre remains pretty silent throughout. The fucking moves from doggy to missionary, with Andre really getting into it and giving Felix a nice, hard, deep fucking. He blows a nice load onto Felix’s bush and stomach, but Felix himself doesn’t get to cum (?!). Instead, he gets to cuddle up with Andre (who at this point is completely done with the scene and Felix himself and just lies across the bed with his eyes closed) with a case of blue balls that I can’t even begin to imagine. Even if scenes with rough-trade tops vs. eager, willing bottoms are your cup of tea, here’s one recurring annoyance that’s sure to hamper your hard on: both performers cannot stop looking off screen, presumably at the video monitor off camera. I fault director Gavin Lowe for allowing the models to do this constantly throughout the segment. And I also fault him for not letting Felix, after a hard-day’s work, blow a well-deserved load of his own.

Next up at bat is Adriano Rodrigues and Gill. Both are helping each other out with some arm stretching exercises (maybe arm stretching is a sport?) which quickly leads to Adriano giving Gill a massage (AGAIN with Gun Oil lube; I’ve decided to send Bang Bang Boys a care package of baby oil). Gill (featured on the DVD cover), with closely-cropped hair, dark skin, six-pack abs and large nipples made to lick and bite, rocks a scary-ass clown tattoo on his right shoulder and another on his stomach featuring an ornate dagger piercing his flesh. Again, not hatin’…just sayin’. I think Gill just needs a hug. Well, he’s in luck, because stone-cold cutie Adriano (lighter skinned, toned body with a pierced eyebrow, nice five o’clock shadow and full lips that were meant to be kissed) is only too happy to help. He pulls down Gill’s shorts and circuit-boy underwear and goes to town on his thick, dark dick. Adriano is a talented cock sucker and really enjoys pleasuring Gill’s pole, working up some nice hand and mouth action as he slides up and down his hefty shaft. Gill spanks his own ass while he’s getting blown with a resounding THAWK that made me jump and fingers his hole. He then gets down on all fours to show off the hairiest asshole I’ve ever seen in all my years of watching porn. I’m not kidding; it’s like he’s got a Muppet living down there. I’m completely against excessive manscaping in porn, but even I might suggest mowing that down just a touch. But Adriano is a much braver soul than I, and he get his tongue right in Gill’s shaggy manhole . They switch places and Gill goes down on Adriano’s cock and tugs on his balls. He looks friggin’ gorgeous standing up on the bed and getting blown with his head slightly back and his eyes closed in sheer bliss. But there is one kink in Adriano’s shining armor. How do I put this delicately? He has a small, almost bubble-like growth on the underside of his prick. I still wouldn’t kick him out of bed for anything in the world, but it’s somewhat distracting nonetheless. Instead of focusing on the bj Gill was lovingly dispensing, I was focused on that darn growth and wondering what the fuck it was. Both end the scene jerking off side by side, blowing some nice-sized loads (Gill eats some of his while Adriano slides his own spooge across his chin). Both finish the scene sharing a shower together and soaping each other up. There’s some nice tenderness between them on display here, and it’s a great way to end the scene.

Andre Morais appears next in a solo jack-off scene in front of a blue-sky backdrop which resembles a bed sheet and sits on top of what looks like a lobster crate swathed in fatigue-printed canvas. I’m not much of a fan of solo scenes, to be honest, and its placement here (after two previous scenes featuring couples) is a bit strange and out of place. Andre is a handsome fellow with a Ceasar cut, army-fatigue pants, leather boots, dog tags, and a bad case of razor bumps on his upper chest and between his belly button and the top of his pubes. Andre: guys have hair their chest and stomach. No one is going to think less of you if you don’t shave it off. I think I’m also going to send some St. Ives exfoliating apricot body scrub in my care package to Bang Bang Boys specifically for him. If we learned anything from Queer Eye, gentleman, it’s to exfoliate before shaving! That and to not air so many repeats of old shows that the audience gets bored and stops watching the show entirely. Andre looks intently into the camera while he slowly disrobes. So intently, in fact, I started laughing. Dude, why so serious? You’re getting ready to rub out a hot one for us, not recite Shakespeare! The music in this scene by former porn performer J.D. Slater is just plain odd and tough to describe. It sounds like experimental circus merry go round music from another planet. Like something Tim Burton would play at a party or something. The music, in addition to Andre’s overly-intense stares into the camera, make it difficult to get into this scene, even if you do like solo scenes. There’s always the mute button on your remote control, which I recommend using if you do enjoy solo scenes. Andre removes his pants to display a nice, thick, uncut cock with a great curve to it. Andre does seem to like playing with his cock on camera for all the world to see, and rubs out a nice load for us.

Scene quatro is the best segment on the DVD. Not because it has the best-looking performers with the best bodies and the biggest dicks. But because both models display genuine affection and tenderness towards each other that’s completely believable, something that’s all but impossible to find in porn today. These two lads would be fucking their brains out and couldn’t keep their hands off each other even if they weren’t getting paid to do it. Kaio Castro and Daniel are naked and making out on bean bag chairs (they still make those?). Kaio has a muscular body, tan skin, great ass, smooth hole, and if you’ve been drinking a lot and squint real hard, he kinda/sorta/almost looks like Taylor Lautner. The shaft of his cock is dark, but the head and balls are lighter in color. It’s also quite curved. His partner Daniel is of a slighter build than Kaio but tight and toned, which makes for a nice contrast between body types. He’s also got a curved dick, a nice set of low hangers, and his dick coloring is somewhat similar to Kaio’s. Kaio starts slurping on Daniel’s cock, and in no time Daniel has him flipped over on his back and is chowing down on and fingering his smooth hole. He slides a dildo up his backdoor, and Kaio moans his appreciation for the attention his friend is paying to his hole. They make out while Kaio takes over and plunges the dildo in and out of his own hole. Daniel starts fucking Kaio standing up, while Kaio jerks his cock as Daniel slides in and out of his hole. The fucking stops abruptly and the two are laying side by side again, with Kaio sliding the dildo in and out of his own hole while they both jerk their cocks. Daniel simply cannot keep his hands off of Kaio. He blows a load while keeping one hand on Kaio’s well-tanned six pack, almost like he’s bracing himself. He makes out with Kaio as he jerks out a nice sized load out of his own while still plunging the dildo in and out of his pucker. A nice ending to the scene sees both of them in the shower kissing and caressing and then toweling each other off. It’s really great to see this kind of affection and tenderness between performers in a porn video, because all too often it’s just not present. IMHO, porn could use A LOT more it.

Scene cinco features dreamy-eyed, light skinned, muscular DVD cover boy Davyd and equally muscular, dark skinned Poax flexing their biceps on the bed. They strip off their shorts to reveal Poax in a jock strap and Davyd in designer skivvies and have a playful wresting match. It’s not long before Poax slips down Davyd’s underwear and goes to town on his gorgeous cock. Seriously, Davyd’s dick is dildo-mold material. Curved up with nicely trimmed (but not overly so) pubes and shaved balls, which Poax wastes no time licking and tasting. Poax wants to taste every inch of Davyd’s cock and balls (trust me, you would, too) and it shows. He lays on his back and leans his head off the edge of the bed and Davyd fucks his throat (hot!) and dunks his balls into his waiting mouth and his hole onto his flickering tongue. Switch to Davyd leaning forward on the bed, ass up and feet on the floor with Poax licking the underside of his cock, savoring his balls and delicious hairy hole, even sliding a well-lubed finger into his ass. They change positions and Poax is now on all fours while Davyd munches down on his hole and lightly spanks his ass. Poax slides a rubber on Davyd’s manstick, lubes it up, and Davyd slowly slides his cock inside his chute. Davyd holds onto his jockstrap like it’s a harness, and it’s pretty hot to watch. Davyd has a huge tool, and Poax’s face contorts with looks of both pleasure and pain while trying to accommodate his massive fuck stick. Switching things up a bit, Davyd lies on his back while Poax faces him and slides his hairy butt own onto his skin javelin, then turns around and takes a ride reverse-cowboy style. Poax looks much more comfortable (and in less pain) when he’s on top. Jock-strap fans will appreciate Poax because he keeps his jockstrap on throughout the entire scene. Next he’s flat on his back with Davyd raising his right leg up high and fucking him deep with a nice spoon fuck to follow. Davyd, now standing over Poax, groans like a wild animal and jerks off a hot load all over Poax’s chest. They share a kiss afterwards but Poax doesn’t get to come! After taking a pounding by a huge dick like that, he deserves to rub out a hot one of his own! What’s up with director Gavin Lowe and Bang Bang Boys not letting the boys who just got fucked within an inch of their lives not be able to cum themselves?! I’m definitely rethinking sending that care package until they rectify this blue-balled bottom situation. Not fair, Mr. Lowe. Not fair at all.

The denouement features slim, wiry, big-schlonged Jay Long (boy, is that last name apropos!) and dark skinned, muscular (nice pecs and abs) Allan White. Both start out the playing a game of strip tabletop soccer. Whenever one of them scores a goal, they take off a piece of clothing. But to hell with that because eventually they just start peeling off their clothes regardless of who scores (this is porn after all, not ESPN). Not that I know a blessed thing about tabletop soccer, but I’m guessing that the model on display here is first ever to feature a glory hole (which Jay festively puts his cock through). Only in gay porn. Anyhoo, Jay strips down to a jock strap and Allan down to a pair of army-fatigue boxers. Jay eventually tosses his jock strap aside and Allan removes his boxers to reveal a plump, dark dick. Here’s a question: what’s up with all the frightening tattoos on display in this video? Jay has one of Satan (?!) on his right pec. They start jerking off each other’s cocks, and soon Jay squats down to give Allan a blow job, with Allan shortly returning the favor in kind. Jay rims Allan’s ass and bites him on the butt check (hot!) which almost immediately leads into Jay fucking Allan from behind. Jay has a really huge dick but definitely knows how to use it, as he fucks Allan slowly and gently, while playing with his nipple and tenderly kissing his back. All of the action takes place in a large room you would picture in a Spanish villa: white stucco walls, wooden beams on the ceiling, and large, open, half-moon shaped windows with no glass or screens (you can clearly see the trees and foliage outside). Brave Allan lies back on the bottom ledge of a window while Jay fucks him slowly and deeply. All I could think of during this scene was not how gently and carefully Jay was plowing him and how hot it was, but HOLY SHIT what if Allan fell out of the fucking window?! Something tells me Bang Bang Boys didn’t set up a safety net below to catch Allan if he did fall. Jay and Allan are both talking and laughing during this scene (perhaps joking about Allan falling to his death?), but the dialogue is not subtitled, unfortunately. Seriously, our boy Allan should have been given stunt pay on top of the cash he got to do this scene. He’s a brave bottom, not only for handling such a huge dick, but also for getting fucked on a window ledge God only knows how many stories up from the ground. Peril aside, both Jay and Allan do have some good playful sexual chemistry on display here. Then it’s Jay’s turn to sit forward on the window ledge with Allan facing him, feet on the ledge, and squatting down on his meaty dong. The sex scenes that follow are pretty varied: Jay on the floor with Allan impaling himself on his pole, a nice spoon fuck (my favorite fuck position in porn), Allan on his side as Jay faces forward and fucks his hole sideways, and finishing up with a doggy style pounding. Allan stands before Jay and blows a nice hot load onto his shoulder. Jay returns the favor by blasting his spunk onto Allan’s face and neck.

The DVD does not offer anything in terms of special features. Just two previews for other Bang Bang Boys features: Tall, Dark and Latin and Testosterone. As far as some of the bottoms not blowing their own loads: that could have been a problem the models had on set and not a directive from Gavin Lowe himself. Some behind-the-scenes footage would have been nice to feature on the DVD, and could have explained what happened in these scenes where the bottoms did not (or could not) come. Porn audiences expect money shots from models in porn. For that to be missing in a few places, it’s a bit odd and lowered my enjoyment of the DVD as a whole. Especially after all the work these bottoms did in their scenes. That, and the blatant bait and switch with the word “jocks” in the title. I give Latin Jocks three splats.

Friday, April 2, 2010

Gay Otter Dies of a Broken Heart

Two soul mate male otters were best friends and lived with each others for nearly 15 years, died within an hour of each other earlier this week. Zookeepers told the press they believe the second otter died of a broken heart.

Daz, 19 and Chip, 16 lived and died at Naturelands Zoo in New Zealand. Otters have a lifespan of 14 years and the Zookeepers think they lived such a long life because they had each other for company.

“They were a great pair of otters, they were interested in what was happening,” Gail Sutton told the press. “The only consolation from this is that they both went together because if one had gone without the other, the remaining one would have been really lost.”

Thursday, April 1, 2010

Lucas Wins "La Dolce Vita" Lawsuit

Lucas was sued for trademark violations for his "La Dolce Vita" by International Media Films claiming to be the copyright holder of the Federico Fellini film La Dolce Vita. However IMF had failed to prove that it had legal rights to the original La Dolce Vita's content, and indeed had agreed that the movie was in the public domain in the U.S. prior to January 1, 1996. Michael Lucas’ La Dolce Vita is one of the most expensive gay adult films ever produced, carrying a price tag of an estimated $250,000. The film was released by Lucas Entertainment in 2006.

"I'm proud that my company won a case of such magnitude," said Lucas Entertainment President/CEO Michael Lucas in a press release. "We believed strongly that we hadn't done anything wrong even before we learned, through the meticulous, extensive and expensive fieldwork of our lawyers, that IMF doesn't even own the movie it went to court over. Of course I can only guess at my opponents' motivations, but if they thought that they could get a quick payday by walking all over a porn company, they were sorely mistaken. I am very proud that my company had the professionalism, the quality legal advice and the financial resources to stand up to this bullying."

Lucas' movie, La Dolce Vita took home 14 trophies (including Best Picture) from the 2007 GayVN Awards.

Kris' First Time

Hey readers! Before I begin with new posts and reviews, I wanted to give a little introduction on myself. I'm super excited to help out with the blog, so hopefully you'll enjoy my point of view.

My name is Kris, and I'm probably one of the younger podcast listeners at the fresh age of 19. I also fit the basic twink stereotype, especially since, at 5'9”, my Romanian-Italian heritage allows for a naturally fast metabolism and general lack of body hair. Quelle chance!

After high school I moved from Ohio to Chicago on my own for school, and began my retail career. I'm now the visual coordinator for a major brand, which I completely love, on top of my full-time coursework. I constantly feel the need to stay busy, or I quickly get restless. (Or go online shopping, but that's another story).

More personally, my tastes are all over the board. I know what I like, and I prefer to stick to those boundaries. I'm the kind of person who orders the same thing from restaurants time after time. I know, boring! But I do enjoy all things fey, including, but not limited to: Clueless, remixed Madonna, David Sedaris, fashion week, Anderson Cooper, and tennis. I live by the Official Preppy Handbook, believe in briefs over boxers, and collect neckties.

I'm an avid Brent Corrigan fan, ever since his Schoolboy Crush days, as he continues to be at the top of my 'Sexiest Men Alive' list. When not salivating over Brent, I also love the boys at Bel Ami, especially Dolph Lambert and Ariel Vanean. Of course, I will always wish Max Orloff was still acting, though I do prefer his work as Pavel Novotný. Someday I'll find him as a lumberjack in the hills of Eastern Europe and have my way, but until then, I can keep watching Czech Point.

If you guys have any other questions for me, please feel free to ask. I may not be Paulie or Evan when it comes to blogging, but hey, “Those guys are fags!”

April Fool's No Pants, No Underwear

It's not illegal to be naked in NY subway; I love the looks from other passengers.

Porn Star War Machine Arrested for Assault... Again

Straight Porn Star and MMA fighter War Machine was arrested in San Diego this week for assault with a deadly weapon according to TMZ.

According to the report, Machine ran from the cops before being apprehended. The 28-year-old Machine, which is his legal name, made a much-talked-about adult debut last fall, doing his first scene with Digital Playground. He gained national notoriety for his appearance on the UFC's "The Ultimate Fighter" reality show on Spike TV. He made his UFC debut in 2007.

Farley Cahen, VP of new media for Digital Playground, said, "War Machine's performance in the movie Riley Steele Loves War Machine, to be released in the upcoming months, was incredibly hot. His aggressiveness definitely came across in the movie and his co-stars enjoyed working with him. As a performer, he acted professionally and we were looking forward to him having a successful career with Digital Playground. We are disappointed to hear of his recent actions and subsequent arrest. We wish him well and hope he is able to resolves his legal issues quickly."

In December this fighting stud was wanted by the Las Vegas Police for a "violent fight with his girlfriend and attempted to strangle her". He also has a record that includes obstructing a police officer and possession of a stolen firearm.

Looks like this bad boy muscle stud has some "Roid" rage.

AMG: Theatre Film Classics: Bike Shop Trade

Studio: AMG
Director: Bob Mizer
Original Release: 1969-1971
Tag line: "If you want to see fucking, watch the trailers."

Gay porno video had to start somewhere...and this is it. AMG (Athletic Model Guild) put these six vintage films on a compilation of film's Directed by Bob Mizer between 1969 and 1971. It features some decent looking, yet average boy next door guys. You wont see any hair trimmed or muscle studs in any of these clips.

The subtitle, Bike Shop Trade is also the title of the first scene starring Richard Monroe and Billy Hamilton. The scene starts with Hamilton wearing a black leather biker jacket entering the repair shop Monroe manages pushing his motorcycle. Hamilton's bike is apparently not running and asks for Monroe's repair services. After Monroe works on it with no luck, he hands Hamilton a bill. There is a dispute between the two about the need for a bill if the bike is still not running. Hamilton is broke anyway with an empty wallet to prove it. Monroe decides that Hamilton is going to pay for his services by giving up his clothes in TRADE for his dirty jumpsuit. The two strip completely nude. Monroe's jumpsuit must be pretty dirty from all the hard work he has been doing because Hamilton doesn't want to put on the jumpsuit in it's filthy state. So he washes it in a bucket. LOL! This cracked me up! The two make up by rubbing each others chests with motor oil pumped form a oil can like the Tin Man's in The Wizard of Oz. Then there's some kissing and bodies touching.

Scene two is Jelaous Cowboy, with Pat Corrigan and Kerry Fairchild. Corrigan is chillin' at home reading the evening news shirtless when Cowboy Fairchild beats on his front door. Corrigan must have stole Fairchild's lady or horse or something cause that girl's pissed and she's got a gun! He makes Corrigan strip and then ties his hands and feet to the bed. YEA! BONDAGE! He then holds a knife to Corrigan's dick and balls and is about to cut it off when the tables are turned. Corrigan snatches the gun and makes Fairchild strip. He then holds the knife to Fairchild's junk too. They decide a girl shouldn't come between their affection for each other. So they roll around on the bed naked and kiss.

Scene three is threesome, Desert Thieves. Two nude boys in Zorro masks try to rob a third. But they are caught in the act and instead given a lecture about brotherly love. The robbers decide they want to show they understand this lesson and they all make out and rub naked bodies on a blanket under a cactus then fall asleep.

Professor's Sailor, scene four stars a Ramon Gabron as a sailor in his white uniform and bearded Paul Fox as the Professor. The scene starts with the two meeting and hitting it off. They kiss and decide to take it back to the Professor's eclectically decorated place which is clearly lacking seating. So the two sit on cushions on the floor. The Sailor notices the Professor is noticeably upset about something. He knows he can make him feel better if he strips. What do you know this makes the Professor smile and he take his robe off. The Professor's sadness sets in again and he begins to cry. He explains that his lover Jim left him and got married. The Sailor console him and the two make out and rub their naked bodies together.

The next scene, Nevada Smith Posing is just that. Nevada Smith is pretty hung shower and has a hot glistening body. He practices his gun slinging while he draws his revolver from it's holster over and over. He's a stud and I love for him to put a cap in my ass. This is the hottest scene for me.
The final scene is The Marine & the Mexican. A Marine, Bill Scott sits behind his desk when a Jessie Mariga comes in wearing a sombrero and a serape to apply to be a marine. The Marine explains that they are looking for something different and suggests the Navy may be a better fit. They argue about this and Mariga accuses the Marines of being racist. But Scott explains that if he cut his hair he could be a good soldier. The Mexican strips to show he has a good enough body for the Marines but wants to see an example of what a soldier's body should look like. Scott strips too. Both men are very pale but have nice cocks.
I appreciated this for the ground it paved for the porno of today. I give it two splats. But I wouldn't call it a porno really. More like erotica. All the men are flaccid and never get hard. Most of the scenes have voice overs and a dramatic orchestral score. There is no fucking or sucking, stroking or poking. Just plenty of white boys naturally nude. The boys look like they are having fun though playing their rolls though. If you like nostalgia and rough housing, this is worth a viewing. But most likely it wont get you off.

Curiouscub77's Intro

Hey guys! I'm Tony/Curiouscub77, another one of Paulie's and Evan's porno bois. I am a 33 year old cub living in Texas. 5'6", 175 pounds, half Hispanic half Caucasian, facial hair, hazel eyes, and a versatile/bottom.

The first time I saw a porno was when I was seven. I was with two other boys when we discovered an 80’s Playboy magazine in a baseball dugout under the benches. It was hidden behind the big bag of balls and steel bats. Thinking back, it must have belonged to a little league coach or one of the older boys who used the fields. We flipped through the issue slowly with mouths open and adolescent cock’s hard. Even at that age I remember being more turned on by the other boys trying to hide their boners than the images in the issue of all those girly parts. But that’s only where my love of porn and being a voyeur to guys viewing it began.

The first gay porno I saw was when I was 19 and in the closet. It was the night my first hookup too, which I found at an adult video store after a night of partying with straight friends. The guy put on a video (VHS) to help break the ice back at his apartment. The video was Lukas’ Story 2, one of my favorite Bel Ami titles ever starring the amazing big uncut dicked Lukas Ridgeston! It was the orgy scene in the boat cabin where 30 hawt twinks suck, fuck, and shoot their loads all over each other. Do you guys remember this scene as well as I do? Still one of the best scenes ever!

The gay porn and the hookup weren’t the only firsts that night. I had only been with women at this point and none of them had ever rimmed my butt. I got my ass rimmed real well for the first time and did very little to reciprocate the pleasure I was given. My nerves, homophobia and curiosity kept my eyes glued to the images on the television while the guy had me squatting over his face and he filled my ass with his tongue. Before I knew it I blew my load all over his chest without any stimulation to my cock at all. Only his tongue in my asshole. That was a great night!

I look forward to talking to you guys and watching a lot of porn. Hope you like my posts and reviews. Leave lots of comments, questions and suggestions. I’m a virgin blogger, so go easy on me…at first. Soon enough you can give it to me rough. Woof!

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

VPSofW: David Ashfield

You might ask yourselves, dear blog readers, "What's Evan going to do now that Paulie is in charge of this new slew of blog writers; isn't Evan now superfluous?" What with people throwin' around 'splat this' and 'stay hard!,' what am I going to do? Well, I still have VSPofW! (Or as Paulie calls it 'ves-pa-ta.') Of course, the suggestion for this week's pick was from Paulie, so no man is an island.

Paulie's actual suggestion was something like "how about the guy who stunted for Ryan Idol in 'Idol Eyes' with Joey Stefano?" That role has largely been credited to David Ashfield, who reportedly stunted for others all through his career. Also known as Billy Joe Evans, Bob Holloway, Billy Evans, Brad Bowen, Jay Matson, and David Fields, he had an incredible dick. Originally from Texas, standing 5'10" with a smooth swimmer's bod, light brown hair and hazel eyes, he was very prolific under his own monikers.

My picks from the voluminous body of gay porn flicks: "The Pizza Boy, He Delivers" with Grant Fagan, "Spring Break" with Kevin Wiles and Chris Thompson in one scene and with Jeff Converse and Chris Thompson in another, and "Below the Belt" with David and Scott O'Hara double penetrating Michael Cummings and in the final orgy from that flick. The only sad part is how hard it is to find some of the stuff from his videography on DVD or download.

Videography (not including compilations):
Getting It (California Dream Machine Prod.)
Hunk (Nova Films)
Lockerroom Fever (Nova Films)
Now and Then with Brett Simms (Panther Prod.)
Secret Fantasies 2 (Midnight Men Video)General Hardcore
Boys Can't Help It (1982, Hornbill Video)
Blown Away (1984, Cosco Studio)
Campus Jocks (1984, Le Salon Video)
Coverboy (1984, Cosco Studio)
Fade In (1984, Marathon Films)
Fade Out (1984, Marathon Films)
H.E.A.T. (1984, 4-Play Video)
Hot Off the Press (1984, Rollo Prod.)
Hotel Hell (1984, Pan Pacific Pictures)
Job Site (1984, Marathon Films)
Jock Empire (1984, Rollo Prod.)
Mind Games (1984, Rollo Prod.)
More Mind Games (1984, Rollo Prod.)
One Size Fits All (1984, MT Prod.)
Orgy at the Poysinberry Bar 2 (1984, Vidco Video)
Surf's Up Midnight Special 4 (1984, Rollo Prod.)
Bi-Coastal (1985, Bi-Sexual Video)
Delivery Boys (1985, Laguna Pacific)
Firsts (1985, Le Salon Video)
Flesh 1995 (1985, Tony Prince Studios)
Getting Off Campus (1985, Spike Video)
Hot Splash (1985, Big Ram Prod.)
Life Guard aka The Safe Sex Video (1985, HIS Video)
Move Over Johnny Here Comes Big Dan (1985, Cosco Studio)
The Pizza Boy He Delivers (1985, Laguna Pacific)
Santa Monica Boulevard (1985, L.A. Video Corp.)
Strange Places Strange Things (1985, Surge Studio)
Therapy (1985, Surge Studio)
9 ½ Inches (1986, L.A. Video Corp.)
Bad Boys Dormitory (1986, Videosonic Arts)
Below the Belt (1986, California Dream Machine Prod.)
Classmates (1986, Bijou Video)
Foreplay (1986, L.A. Video Corp.)
Freshman (1986, Le Salon Video)
Man Heat (1986, Le Salon Video)
Mansplash (1986, HIS Video)
Mantalk (1986, Adam and Company)
Men on the Loose (1986, Fantasy Prod.)
Neverending Studs (1986, Marathon Films)
Nightcrawler A Leathersex Fantasy (1986, Catalina)
Play Safely (1986, Fantasy Prod.)
Sex-Hunt (1986, Horizon Video)
Spring Break (1986, Falcon)
Stiff Sentence (1986, 10/9 Prod.)
Best Friends 2 (1987, Elite Pictures)
Men On-Site (1987, Adam and Company)
S.F. Packing Co. (1987, Adam and Company)
The Size of the Matter (1987, Old Reliable)
Bi-Mistake (1989, Vivid Man Video)
The Rites of Spring (1989, Vivid Man Video)
Think Big (1989, Seabag Prod.)
Tongue Dancing (1989, Panther Prod.)
Unchained Men (1989, Venus Video)
Wide Load (1989, L.A. Video Corp.)
Heart Throbs (1990, AVG)
Huge Meat Trash 4 (1990, InHand Video)
Secret Action Man (1990, Cinderfella)
Hung Studs 05 (1991, Xplicit Male Video)
Gidget Goes Bi (1992, Stallion Video)
Gym Mates (1992, Planet Group Video)
Any Which Way the Wind Blows (1997, Totally Tasteless Video)

Gay Performer Damon Audigier Arrested for Murder

Gay adult performer Damon Audigier was arrested Monday in connection with the overnight stabbing death of an 18-year-old El Reno, Okla., man.

Audigier, whose real name is Damon Richey, was charged with murder, assault with a dangerous weapon and malicious injury to property after he and another man were apprehended near the scene of the slaying. Both suspects are being held in the Canadian County jail.

According to police reports, Richey, 19, of El Reno, and Jeremy Pendleton, 28, of Oklahoma City, argued with victim Levi Lusty several days earlier. Overnight Sunday, Richey and Pendleton broke a window to gain access to Lusty’s girlfriend’s home. When police arrived at about 2:30 a.m. in response to a vandalism call, they found Lusty’s body inside. Officers observed a black van leaving the scene, and when they stopped the vehicle, Pendleton attempted to flee. He was apprehended and charged with first-degree murder.

As Audigier, Richey performed for Buckshot Productions, BaitBuddies, CircleJerkBoys and HazeHim. He had roles in Falcon Studios’ Roadtrip series and Channel 1 Releasing’s firefighter feature, Playing with Fire: 4 Alarm. Reportedly, his most recent performance was two weeks ago in a scene for

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

"Priest Off" Will Keep Pedophiles Away

Greetings from Boston!

Hey gay porn lovers and culture vultures, it’s Darren, a.k.a First_Darren (it’s a Bewitched reference; everyone always asks me if I was named after Darren on Bewitched, and which Darren I would rather be). Evan and Paulie have been gracious enough to allow me to do one of my favorite things on their blog: talk about smut. Paulie thought I should write a bio to introduce myself to the readers, so here we go.

I’m a forty something (trust me, kids, it creeps up on you REAL FAST) GWM Bostonian, born and bred in Massachusetts. Pencil-pushing desk jockey by day, cinematic sleaze lover by night. I’ve been fascinated with porn since the tender age of eleven when I found a copy of Hustler Magazine hidden under my father’s bed. It featured a pictorial called “Nutcracker Sweet” where a naked dude dressed like a wooden solider had simulated sex with a coked- out starlet dressed up like a porcelain doll. Needless to say, my eyes were completely glued to the soldier’s erect flesh rifle and not so much on the doll’s splayed vagene, which to my young eyes resembled a skinless chicken cutlet.

It wasn’t until my late teens that I worked up the courage to rent my first gay-porn (yes kids, we really DID used to have things like video stores back in the day). It was called Sticky Business, and I’ll give you three guesses as to what movie it was spoofing. I’ll never forget one line from the video: “I’ll give you ten thousand dollars for that virgin ass. Take it or leave it.” I thought: THAT’S what I have to do when I start having sex?! The movie left a queasy feeling in my stomach (maybe my own internalized homophobia at the time?), but it didn’t stop me from renting more. Catalina and Falcon were at their apex in the late 80’s, early 90’s, and their titles (especially Catalina’s) were personal favorites (Head of the Class and Top Man immediately come to mind). My favorite “back in the day” porn star is the dreamy Rex Chandler (star of my all-time favorite gay-porn video Heat in the Night). Come back to the five and dime, Rex Chandler, Rex Chandler! I also love Zak Spears (pre PA), who DARED to have chest hair at a time when every other performer was waxed, shaved and plucked within an inch of their lives. Another personal favorite is Jason Brach (oh, Daddy!), especially the B&D videos he’s done for Grapik Arts. They might be low on production values, but they’re high on sexual heat and chemistry.

I’ve always had a taste for the dark, bizarre, unusual, and socially unacceptable. Plan 9 from Outer Space is one of my favorite movies, and I think Vampira is the most beautiful woman alive (well, actually, she’s dead now but you know what I mean), so that should give you an idea of where I’m coming from. So it was only a matter of time before I started reviewing porn, I think. I’d like to thank Evan and Paulie for giving me this opportunity. I’ve just posted my first review on the blog for the Stag Homme Studios production Stag Reel, featuring (in my dreams, anyway) my future husband Bruno Fernandez Gutierrez. Hope you enjoy the review (and the ones to come in the near future), and please feel free to leave me any comments, suggestions, phone numbers of single tops in the Boston area, etc., that you’d like. Stay hard!

World's Oldest Porn Shop Shuts It’s Doors

March 31 the owners of the world's oldest sex shop in Copenhagen close shop. Not because of the impact of the internet as you might think but partly because of bike lanes.

Blue Movie once had the world’s largest collection of adult material and, since its opening in 1964 four years before Denmark legalized pornography, has been the world’s oldest existing pornography shop.

According to the shop owner, it’s the effect of the recession, increasing shop rents and bicycle lanes that have influenced the company’s financial downturn the most.

Jet Set's Getting Levis Johnson Free Trailer

The long anticipated Jet Set Parody “Getting Levis Johnson” hits the shelf’s this week. This parody of Alaskan hunk Levi Johnston, Sarah Palin's almost son-in-law, and his misstep into the world of nude modeling, is a five scene scorcher, directed by Chris Steele for Jet Set Men. Check out the free trailer below from Jet Set Men

Monday, March 29, 2010

He bangs, and we now know officially, what

It is with great shock that I report the coming out of Ricky Martin. I never really thought of him as 'in,' but it's nice to know that he's now out and proud.

"This is just what I need especially now that I am the father of two beautiful boys that are so full of light and who with their outlook teach me new things every day. To keep living as I did up until today would be to indirectly diminish the glow that my kids were born with," Martin wrote. "I am proud to say that I am a fortunate homosexual man."

In a personal note, I understood Paulie to say that Ricky wrote "She Bangs" about him, just changing the gender. Ah, to be young in the 80's when Paulie was an embryo.

Sunday, March 28, 2010

Review: "Stag Reel"

Studio: Stag Homme Studios/Raging Stallion Studios
Director: Damien Crosse and Francesco D'Macho
Year Released: 2010
Running Time: 120 minutes

Stag Reel isn’t so much a full-length porn feature as it is six unrelated sex scenes grouped together onto one DVD. It’s brought to us by Stag Homme Studios, a company created by real life porn couple Damien Crosse and Francesco D’Macho (both of whom direct as well as star). The DVD features some brutally hot Hispanic/Latino hunks, with most (if not all) of the action being filmed in Spain. Stag Reel features some pretty nasty, enthusiastic sex (mostly thanks to couplings featuring Crosse and D’Macho), and that made for an overall enjoyable viewing experience.

The first segment entitled “Skyscrapers” features cute, smooth Max Schutler, muscular, tattooed Lucio Saints, and bearded, fauxhawked Biktor Vossou. Max sits between Lucio and Biktor and takes turns deep throating their cocks (Max doesn’t know what a gag reflex is, bless his heart) and at one point shoves both of them down his hungry gullet. Next up Max gets fucked doggy style by Lucio and Biktor, respectively. Both wear condoms and cum inside Max’s ass, pulling out to show cum-filled rubbers. Very hot! Apparently this loosens up Max just enough for a DP where he takes on both Lucio and Biktor. The scene ends with all three jerking themselves off to climax, with Lucio blowing a HUGE load all over his chest (I counted at least seven squirts – pretty impressive and worth a rewind or two).

Next up is “Kama Sutra” featuring bearded, hairy Jean Franko and tattooed, limber Damien Crosse. Jean lies on the floor while Damien impales himself on his uncut cock. Jean shows off some great bushy armpits (great to see in porn, where most guys shave or trim their pits) and rocks the best porn star pube mustache I’ve seen. Finally a guy who doesn’t buzz it right down to the skin. The fucking here is fast and furious, the positions varied, and all with Damien the ever vocal and accommodating bottom. Jean plows Damian doggy style over the couch which leads to a no-handed cum shot from Mr. Crosse. Hot! Damien has one of those great power-bottom holes where the lips hold onto the top’s cock while it’s slipping out of his ass, hugging it like it doesn’t want to let go. Love seeing that! Jean continues to plow Damien’s talented hole in a number of different positions: holding him up off the floor with his back against the wall; lying on the floor against the couch with his legs up over his head (here he sticks his tongue out and jerks himself off into his own mouth while Jean pile drives his rosebud – nasty!). Jean sits on the couch and jerks off his load while an appreciative Damien watches intently.

“Blue Collar Man” features one of the most beautiful men I’ve ever seen in porn: Bruno Fernandez Gutierrez. He’s bearded with a great cut dick that curves slightly to the right with a nice mushroom head, six pack abs and eyes you could lose yourself in forever. He’s matched up with Francesco D’Macho, a handsome stud with sultry bedroom eyes that say “let’s fuck” and great Scott Herman-esque V cut abs. The two trade blow jobs with each showing off great deep-throat skills. Bruno then rolls on a condom to give Francesco a nice, slow, deep, passionate fuck. You’ll want to lick the sweat that pours down his face as he plows Francesco’s muscular ass; yes Bruno IS that hot. He comes inside Francesco’s hole and pulls his condom-sheathed cock out, loaded with jizz. Francesco turns around and puts his cock into his mouth (and it’s just so nasty, after having been inside his own ass, that you have to love it!), gently pulling on the tip of the rubber filled with Bruno’s spunk with his teeth. He then lies back for another slow, deep screw from Bruno in his meaty, muscular ass. He kneels in front of Bruno to give him a fantastic blow job (with strands of spit dripping off of his dick), with Bruno blowing his load all over Francesco’s face (yum!). Francesco then stands and shoots a nice, healthy load from his large, meaty, uncut cock.

“A Fuck in the Sun” features Lucio Saints and Damien Cross passionately making out and swapping blow jobs on a city rooftop. He then rims Lucio, spitting in his ass, tongue fucking his hole and sucking his cock from behind. Mr. Crosse has some seriously mad skills! We move from the rooftop to the bedroom as they kiss again passionately. Lucio sits on and rides Damien’s cock (both performers prove here they can give and take with ease). The fucking moves to doggy style with Damien on the bottom. Lucio jerks off on Damien’s chest blowing another HUGE load. Lucio is truly a one man spunk machine. No cum shot from Crosse. With all of his hard work during this scene, he deserves a cum shot!

With “Fresh Meat” we’re once again on a rooftop, this one complete with Jacuzzi where light skinned, boyish, smooth Petter Fill is lazily jerking off in the daytime sun. He doesn’t have to wait too long for company as darker skinned, bearded, Daddy type (he reminded me of a Latino Tom Chase) Pedro Andreas walks out onto the rooftop buck naked and joins him in the hot tub and starts jerking off his own cock. They soon swap blow jobs, and the contrast between their different body types (Petter is more of a lighter-skinned boyish type; Pedro is more of a darker-skinned Daddy type) is quite hot. Pedro cops a squat in the hot tub and Petter impales his muscular ass on Pedro’s dark pole. We move from the hot tub to the patio stairs as daddy Pedro continues to pummel boy Petter’s hole doggy style. Both stand and blow their loads, with Pedro blowing his onto Petter’s chin. Fill’s load, unfortunately, is small and not very impressive.

The final segment is called “The Red Stag.” The scene begins in a bathroom with Damien Crosse, Bruno Fernandez Gutierrez and muscular, tattooed, cock-ringed Tomy Hawk. Damien is bare ass naked and kneeling between Bruno and Tomy, who are both wearing dress pants, shirts and ties with their hard cocks hanging out of their trousers and being sucked off by champion cock sucker Damien. Both take off their ties and place them around Damien’s neck, pulling on them like a leash (nasty!). Damien is truly the Energizer Bunny of cock sucking as he repeatedly chokes on their cocks with copious amounts of spit dripping out of his mouth, never stopping and always coming back for more. The action moves to the bedroom as Bruno and Tomy take turns fucking Damien doggy style on the bed (Damien truly has one of the hottest, hairy ass cracks in the business). Bruno blows his load inside Damien’s ass, with Damien removing the condom from his cock and emptying it into his waiting hungry mouth! Damien is a nasty cum whore and you gotta love him for it! Back we go to the bathroom with both Damien and Tomy jerking off and blowing their loads onto kneeling Bruno’s chest.

The issue I had with Stag Reel is the almost complete lack of dialogue between the performers, which really drove down the heat factor for me. I’m not referring to scripted lines, but the sweet (or nasty) nothings that you usually hear spoken between performers in porn (which are completely missing in this DVD). I know the performers here are Spanish speaking and this video is probably made with an intended audience of English speaking consumers. But that doesn’t mean the performers should completely refrain from speaking to each other in their native tongue while they’re fucking. If anything, I find the Spanish language really sexy. And the producers could just subtitle the results for the non-Spanish speaking viewer, who can either read them or just ignore them. Stag Reel definitely makes me want to see more hot guys from Stag Homme Studios in the future. But please, just let them speak! All in all, three and a half splats for this feature.