He bangs, and we now know officially, what

It is with great shock that I report the coming out of Ricky Martin. I never really thought of him as 'in,' but it's nice to know that he's now out and proud.

"This is just what I need especially now that I am the father of two beautiful boys that are so full of light and who with their outlook teach me new things every day. To keep living as I did up until today would be to indirectly diminish the glow that my kids were born with," Martin wrote. "I am proud to say that I am a fortunate homosexual man."

In a personal note, I understood Paulie to say that Ricky wrote "She Bangs" about him, just changing the gender. Ah, to be young in the 80's when Paulie was an embryo.