Friday, September 30, 2011
Thursday, September 29, 2011
Look out Major Tom. You know that those horny astronauts must of taken a fleshlight or lube, but now the first official sex toy will be launched by balloon in space with still and video camera that will send images of the vibrator back to Earth.
The toy will have to withstand temperatures of -75 degrees Fahrenheit and conditions 10 times above normal cosmic radiation. The vibrator will be fully exposed to the elements, reach an altitude of 100,000 feet (about 20 miles) above the Earth’s atmosphere, which is three times the cruising altitude of a typical jet plane.
The sex toy will be carried into space by a partially solar-powered, partially helium-filled balloon 8 feet wide, armed with a 1080p HD video camera, a 10MP still camera, two consumer cell phones running tracking software, and an experimental GPS unit. The balloon and vibrating bullet will travel through Jet stream winds of up to 100 miles per hour for one to three hours and achieve a total distance of up to 100 miles.
Michael Lucas just released 3 of the hottest Gay Porn Star Dildos from Arpad Miklos, Avi Dar and Junior Stellano. All molded from the studs rock hard cock and made from the very realistic SensaFirm, very firm but very real feeling with excact detail down to ever curve and bulging veins. All are waterproof and harness campatible with suction cup base for some shower riding.
Junior Stellano Height: 5'8 |Weight: 175 lbs. |Dick Size: 7" |Position: Versatile Hairy muscle stud Junior Stellano is a fourth generation Sicilian and Portuguese American, born and raised in New York City. Junior Stellano has a sculpted body full of tattoos, a shaved head and the rough masculinity to match. This versatile sex expert loves to bury his thick cut cock deep into a nice hole and then will eagerly flip over to surrender his own muscle ass. Junior Stellano's wildest place he has ever had sex is on a train and his favorite part of sex is kissing. So who's ready to pucker up.
Avi Dar Height: 5'8 |Weight: 165 lbs |Dick Size: 8" |Position: Versatile Avi Dar was born in Kibbutz Karmei Yosef, an agricultural sub-society near Tel Aviv. Most of his childhood was spent on the quiet countryside where he worked harvesting fruits and vegetables with his family. "I love to do porn," Avi stated, "it makes me feel very comfortable with myself and I feel very sexy and attractive." He may be aiming for down to earth, but it's clear that Avi is something from out of this world! It's no wonder he's become one of Lucas Entertainment's most popular stars.
Arpad Miklos is the most Famous and long lasting Porn Star Starring in over 65 flims. Height: 6'2 |Weight: 215 lbs |Dick Size:9" |Position: Top - Miklos has worked under the direction of John Rutherford, Jerry Douglas, Kristen Bjorn and Chi Chi LaRue. He used to be a chemical engineer before becoming a porn actor. He appeared as François Kagylo in an Eastern European film with director Herve Handsome. Miklos won a "Grabby" award and a GayVN award for his part in BuckleRoos Part I. To date, Miklos has only performed in the top role in his videos, but sometimes he performs fellatio as bottom.
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Wednesday, September 28, 2011
Why couldn't any of my librarians look like these guys from The Men of the Stacks instead of the old lady who watches my while I look at porn on the computer. Who isn't going to be in lust with January's Zack from NY who's favorite hobby is bicycling. "Nothing better than NYC by bike. Smell the rainbow of the city. Keeps you in motion, fit and hard to mug."
Nudity was prohibited by organisers. Participants donned bras, panties, nightgowns, swimwear or colorful boxer shorts — and some added political messages by expressing support for causes like gay marriage on their chests, backs or legs.
Monday, September 26, 2011
I don't know about you, but I like my trainers to be fit, financial advisers to be rich and my Matchmakers to be... well matched. 49 yo Patti Stanger who has a face that looks it was hit with an entire ugly tree is not only permanently single, her last fiance left her in 2010 because she is such a bitch.
Last night she was on Bravo's Andy Cohen's Live After Show where she advise against dating Jewish men because "they lie" and that gay men cant be monogamous. which made host Andy Cohen (who is both gay and Jewish) uncomfortable. She says after a question about how to maintain an open long term relationship "In the gay world, it will always be open, I've tried to curb you people." When Andy Cohen recoiled in shock and said "I'm down for the monogamy" she started to cackle like the witch she is and said "When was the last time you had a boyfriend?".
Despite what some angry fans think, she must be doing something right because she is still on the air! I guess she knows how to give good blow jobs.
Maryland state delegate, best known for sponsoring marriage-equality legislation to later vote against it, was charged with theft on Friday by state prosecutors who accuse the Prince George's County lawmaker of spending thousands in campaign funds on her wedding.
According to the Washington Post: Alston was little known out side of her Prince George’s district until this spring. She co-sponsored a bill to legalize same-sex marriage but then left a hearing room with another lawmaker just before the bill came up for a vote. The two lawmakers later returned, but the disappearance delayed the committee vote and amounted to the first of many setbacks that ultimately derailed the legislation.
Before a subsequent vote, Alston introduced an amendment to water down the bill to authorize civil unions, not same-sex marriages. When that failed, she voted against the legislation, saying her vote was “for my constituents.” She faces up to ten years in jail and a fine of $10,000.