Look out Major Tom. You know that those horny astronauts must of taken a fleshlight or lube, but now the first official sex toy will be launched by balloon in space with still and video camera that will send images of the vibrator back to Earth.
The toy will have to withstand temperatures of -75 degrees Fahrenheit and conditions 10 times above normal cosmic radiation. The vibrator will be fully exposed to the elements, reach an altitude of 100,000 feet (about 20 miles) above the Earth’s atmosphere, which is three times the cruising altitude of a typical jet plane.
The sex toy will be carried into space by a partially solar-powered, partially helium-filled balloon 8 feet wide, armed with a 1080p HD video camera, a 10MP still camera, two consumer cell phones running tracking software, and an experimental GPS unit. The balloon and vibrating bullet will travel through Jet stream winds of up to 100 miles per hour for one to three hours and achieve a total distance of up to 100 miles.
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