Thursday, March 4, 2010

Cheating App for iPhone Called TigerText

Ok, so apple has censored any app's that might have suggestive photos of the male body, but they will have an app that is made, not to get caught cheating called TigerText.

While traditional texts live a second life on your carrier’s server, long after you hit erase on your phone, TigerTexts are deleted at a time of your choosing, between one minute and one month after they’re read. Although users on both side of the conversation must have the app, it’s the sender of the message who controls when it is deleted.

You can give it a shot with a free 15-day, 100-text trial. If you like it, it’s a $2.49 monthly fee for unlimited texts. (When you use TigerText, your carrier’s text fees won’t apply, since they’re technically not phone texts.) Check out how easy it is below.

Damn... six months sooner and Tiger could have juggled all 12 of his whores.

Tiger Text demo from Jason Evans on Vimeo.

Anti Gay Senator Arrested for DWI after Gay Bar

Another Hypocrite bites the dust, California State Senator Roy Ashburn was pulled over and arrested for D.W.I. with his male trick (who was not identified) in his car after he went to gay nightclub "Faces".

Ashburn served six years as a state Assemblyman before being elected to the State Senate. According to Project Vote Smart, Ashburn's voting record shows he has voted against every gay rights measure in the State Senate since taking office including Recognizing Out-Of-State Same-Sex Marriages", Harvey Milk Day and Expanding Anti-Discrimination Laws.

"I am deeply sorry for my actions and offer no excuse for my poor judgment. I accept complete responsibility for my conduct and am prepared to accept the consequences for what I did. I am also truly sorry for the impact this incident will have on those who support and trust me – my family, my constituents, my friends, and my colleagues in the Senate."

What a fucking asshole!

TLA Announces Gaybies

The history of awards for gay porn is littered with awards that have been given out: GayVN, Grabby, European Gay Porn Awards, Probe / Men in Video Awards, Gay Erotic Video Awards, Adult Video News, The Hard Choice Awards, The 'Dave' Awards, Gay Producers Association, X-Rated Critics Organization, Gay Entertainment Awards, & the Golden Dickie Awards.

Anyway, TLA, the Philidelphia-based behemoth, has announced that it will be presenting "Gaybies" to honor work in gay media. (Really? 'Gaybies'? looks like a misspelling). These awards will apparently overlook the work in gay porn. Given the number of past and present gay porn awards, I guess that's okay.

"While there are countless award shows that attempt to honor the best work of writers, filmmakers and performers in their respective fields, there are far too few organizations that single out the best gay-themed work of each given year,” an announcement at the website states. Nominees in each of 18 categories were selected by TLA staff and include both familiar and not-so-familiar works and artists. The public is invited to vote for the winners, which will be announced April 15. “Voting is open to everyone,” the website statement notes. “There is no limit on the number of votes you may cast.”

The categories honoring releases in 2009:
Best Openly Gay Actor in a Film or TV Series
Best Gay Drama
Best Gay Musical or Comedy
Best Gay Foreign Film
Best Gay Documentary
Best Lesbian Film
Best TV Series Featuring Gay Characters
Best Gay Character in a Mainstream Movie
Best Gay Character on a Mainstream TV Series
Best Openly Gay Filmmaker
Best LGBT Blog
Best LGBT Film Festival
Best Photo Book
Best Gay Comic
Best Gay Erotica
Best Gay Fiction
Best Gay Mystery
Best Gay Non-Fiction

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

The Brady Bunch Lost Episode - 'Oliver Twist'

"They Called Me A Jinx Mother Fucka"

C1R Free Trailer Big Brother STEVEN DAIGLE: XXXPOSED

Big Brother 10 star Steven Daigle look pretty hot in his debut porn "XXXposed" which I guess is good since he signed a three picture deal with Channel 1.

Daigle says “Since being ‘outed’ as a porn star, my life has been in fast forward,” he told with a chuckle. “Things are coming at me faster than I can process, but it has all been a positive experience. I have had several days of my phone blowing up with friends and family calling or texting to say ‘WTF?’

“The after-effects are actually a lot of fun,” Daigle added. “I get to show all my friends the pictures of the hot guys I am having sex with. I kinda expected the attention after going through it all after Big Brother, but this time I’ve learned to ignore any negative comments.”

That doesn’t mean he has left his career as a bull rider behind, although he has put it on hold for a bit while things settle down.

“Honestly, I haven’t ridden or been to a rodeo since the story broke,” he told “Since I ride on the gay rodeo circuit, I don’t think I’ll catch any flack for [performing in porn]. I think [the other gay rodeo cowboys] will love it!”

Anti Porn Detection Stick

I have a porn detection stick, every time I see porn it gets Big, but in Utah (It had to be Utah) they are developing a USB stick that detects porn on a hard drive. Not just one, but two companies in Utah are trying to make sure men all over go limp.

The first stick is described as “a thumb drive device that will search through all the images on your computer, scan them for pornographic content, and create a report of suspected pornographic images. It even scans deleted images so there's no hiding Internet activity.”

The second call porn stick “is a $100 thumb drive stuffed with Windows-compatible image detection software. Give it an hour and a half, and the device can scan 70,000 images—even deleted ones—with algorithms that analyze ‘facial features, flesh tone colors, image back grounds, body part shapes, and more.’”

The Porn stick does not spider video files or the web, but the company says it does have a false positive rate of less than 1 percent.

All I have to say is "Hello First Amendment Rights".

Smut for Smut Exchange Porn for Bibles

University of Texas atheist student group are having Porn for Bibles Exchange program called Smut for Smut and boy does it have the Fox News and Christian’s student’s panties in a bunch. Now I finally have some need for that book in the desk at the motel.

Kurt Wild Funny Drunk Anti Lucas Rant

Gay for Pay Kurt Wild has a drunken rant where he seems to get mad at Michael Lucas for outsourcing sex with his 2 am webcam "show". Mommy Dearest has his kids running around in the background... with his "cheap 2 dollar six pack beer", Wow!

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

VPSofW: Joe Simmons

I confess that I had forgotten about Joe Simmons until the re-release of "Black Alley" from 1991 by Channel 1. I had my review copy of the DVD and Fang, my partner, saw the cover and said "holy cow! look at that dick." But he (Joe) was a lot more than a big dick, he was a big presence. In every movie that I saw him in, he seemed to fill his every scene. A big guy (6'2"), but he wasn't fat or bloated, but he seemed big, and dominate. Just like his famous model work for Robert Mapplethorpe, he had a way of always being the center of attention. He passed away in 1995 of AIDS-related complex.

I confess that I haven't seen all of his films, but my favorites of what I have seen: "Black Alley" with Joe in two scenes, "Black Magic," also with Joe in two scenes, "Gettin' Down," with its huge cast and "Soul & Salsa 2" with Joe in a scorching scene with Kent Warwick. If you don't remember him, or he was before your time, check him out!

Videography (excluding compilations):
Cousin Buck (P.M. Prod.)
My Masters (Live Video)
They All Came (1984; P.M. Prod.)
Made In the Shade: The Ultimate Black Summer Fantasy (1985; Satellite Video)
Oriental Dick (1985; P.M. Prod.)
Screen Test (1985; P.M. Prod.)
Black Delivery (1986; Satellite Video)
Colored Boys (1986; Live Video)
Oreo Boys (1986; Satellite Video)
Raunch 2 (1986; Live Video)
Bad Ass (1987; Live Video)
Black Magic (1988; Catalina)
Black Pack (1988; Satellite Video)
Gettin' Down (1988; Satellite Video)
Homeboys (1988; Satellite Video)
Slaves (1988; Live Video)
Worship (1988; Live Video)
Advocate Men Live! 6: Big Buddies (1989; Liberation Publications)
Bi and Large (1989; Satellite Video)
Black Book (1989; Satellite Video)
Soul & Salsa 2 (1989; Adam and Company)
Best of Joe Simmons (1990; Live Video)
Black Alley: South of the Border (1991; Catalina)
Black Workout 03 (1991; Bacchus Releasing)
Dirty Tricks (1991; Video 10)
Roadside Slaves (1993; Live Video)
Black Men in Love (1997; Stallion Video)

Norwegian Olympic Skier Blames Porn for Loss

Everyone knows that the Olympics are full of horn-dogs, this year they used 100,000 condoms, that’s 14 per athlete and they still ran out! (Damn I am going to have to go to the next Olympics.) However the Norwegian cross country skier who failed to win gold medal is blaming his performance on too much noisy porn.

“My name is Odd-Bjoern Hjelmeset,” he said, of his performance in the 4x10 relay. “I skied the second lap and I fucked up today. I think I have seen too much porn in the last 14 days. I have the room next to Petter Northhug and every day there is noise in there. So I think that is the reason I fucked up. By the way, Tiger Woods is a really good man"

I don’t get it, is he saying that he watched the porn with Petter or just had his ear pressed against the wall listening to it and whats up with the shout out to Tiger Woods?

Wolf Hudson is Bi-Sexual and Bi-lingual

I don't care what Wolf Hudson has to say... it all sounds sexy, ahhh Daddy!

Gay BBC Host Dies from auto-erotic asphyxiation Masturbation

Kristian Digby, the 32yo gay host of "To Buy or Not to Buy" and "That Gay Show" was found dead at his London home Monday morning. According to the police reports he died of auto-erotic asphyxiation, where you choke yourself while you are masturbating. He was found with rope tied to his neck, wrist and genitals. Police say that there are no suggestions of suicide.

"Kristian was a much-loved and talented presenter for BBC Daytime,” a BBC spokesperson said. “He brought a real sense of energy and warmth to all the shows he presented and will be sorely missed. Our thoughts are with his family at this very difficult time."

Is it too early and in bad taste for Choking the Chicken Jokes?

'The Advocate' Begins Online Newsmagazine Broadcasts

The largest national Gay News Magazine is going Online with a monthly web cast series . Hosted by Thomas Roberts (very nice eye candy) this isn't just some gay news bites, the first episode runs over 43 mins. Now you can get all the groundbreaking gay news you expect from The Advocate anytime you want.

“The Advocate On-Air is dedicated to examining current news, politics, lifestyle and cultural trends,” said Editorial Director Jon Barrett, who regularly will deliver his opinions and analysis in a segment titled “I Advocate.”

The show’s debut episode includes a behind-the-scenes look at the 2010 Olympic Games from a gay perspective; an interview with new Houston Mayor Anise Parker, an out-and-proud lesbian, and a report about growing dissatisfaction with the inability or unwillingness of Congress and the president to address gay issues on a national level.

The Advocate On-Air broadcasts at

Monday, March 1, 2010

Bel Ami's Peters Twins Work Up a Sweat

At first I thought I was drunk and seeing doubles again, but soon realized that it was the Peters Twins. The two identical euro brothers have bodies of superheroes and huge uncut cocks and are infamous for doing a bareback sex scene together. During their recent trip to Florida the studs show us their workout routine. They want to Pump You Up!

C1R Exclusive Jeremy Bilding Dido Hits the Shelfs

Rascal Sex Toys Newest Porn Star Dildo is 6'1”, 180 lbs, 9 inch cock and belongs to Hunky Jeremy Bilding. This Bi Sexual Power Top started his porn career doing bareback porn from Cocksure Men and ended up as a Channel 1 Exclusive starring in top selling videos like Gridiron Gang Bang and A Toy Story to name a few.

When asked about being "Gay for Pay" the stud says "I Fuck, on Film, because I LOVE SEX. I can't get it enough. I can't tell you all enough that SEX IS NOT DIRTY. I mean, dirty sex is awesome. But SEX IS NOT A SHAMEFUL ACT. No matter who it's with."

I couldn't have said it better! Now come over and Fuck Me!