Sometimes The Porn Writes Itself

According to the Penn State Collegian, to encourage bidders during the 3rd annual Penn State Marketing Association's Celebrity Date Auction, members of the men's swim team shed their shirts as they stood on stage.

After enduring chants of "take it off!" for several minutes, the five swim team members removed their shirts one by one.

The prize, eventually selling for $235, was a special pizza delivery from the men -- wearing nothing but Speedos.

"Yes, we have that pie for you right here, with extra sausage!" Who needs writers

Your Video Game List For The Holidays Is Here

A great report on Queerty about Timothy Plan, a self-described Christian conservative financial planner who makes a list of which games feature gay & lesbian influences, as well as the usual sex, violence and nudity fears. The list is great and shows what can be accomplished when you have too much time on your hands. If nothing else, its a great list of software titles that might deserve your support.

The New Phonebooks Are Here!

That's a line from Steve Martin's movie "The Jerk," where he was excited because he was finally listed. It is perhaps funny because the viewer's response is a big 'who cares?' Similarly, you might feel the same way about the last minute regulations that the Bush administration is implementing before W leaves office (can I get an Amen?). The Washington Post had an interesting article, but, you might ask, how does that affect little, old porn-lovin' me?

Included in those last minute revisions could be changes to regulations under 18 U.S.C. §2257 that will be released this month. The previously revised regs are already the subject of two law suits, one by Connection Distributing and another by the Free Speech Coalition. The regs spell out the personal documentation that sexually explicit performers and related publishers must make available for government inspection. So this only affects you if you enjoy porn online or porn DVDs. Given the court cases on appeal, the actual effect is fairly unclear. Since the regs have to publish 30 day before the new administration, they are likely to come out in the middle of December. The Bush administration's effects could be with us for a long time.

Gay Penguin Slander

A couple of gay penguins are being punished for wanting fatherhood. As reported in the UK Telegraph, a pair of male penguins in a zoo in China have taken to "stealing" eggs from other penguins in order to raise them. The crafty pair have even attempted a bait-and-switch, substituting stones for eggs that they made off with. Now keepers have decided to segregate the pair of three-year-old male birds to avoid disrupting the rest of the community during the hatching season. While the keepers have denied discrimination, we all know the excuses far too well.

Blu Kennedy Is Hot!

Blu Kennedy is a hot redhead, but perhaps that is redundant. Check out this preview of the video from Hot House's Backroom.

World AIDS Day

A report released by the UN Joint Program on HIV/AIDS shows that about 33 million people around the world were infected with HIV as of last year. 2008 marks the 20th anniversary of World AIDS Day. This is a time to remember those that have passed from this disease. A time to think about whether "bareback" porn titles are really hotter. A time to talk about safer sex. A time to pass along what we have learned to those who have come after us. A time to remember that HIV is not a "gift" but a virus that can never be given back. A time to petition the government to do more for those millions living with this disease. A time to rejoice that you're still alive. A time to realize how much more work must be done to rid ourselves of this disease.

New Gay On Desperate Housewives?

Looks like Andrew's boyfriend is being played by Todd Grinnell. He was in last night's episode and we found out that Andrew and his character just moved in together. His character is a doctor that was advising Bree and Orson on a surgery. I guess since Orson's last name is "Hodge," and he was the patient, the good doctor doesn't yet know that he was meeting with future in-laws. Todd is cute and hasn't had a regular gig since 2006's "Four Kings," where, if I remember correctly he also played gay. Also, given that the previews hint that he might have had a gay porn past, the six degrees of Kevin Bacon have been satisfied for this post. (Those of you desperately seeking Paulie's return should just take a number)

Titan's Funhouse Can Give You Hot Nightmares

Okay, so I finally got to see Titan's new flick "Funhouse." I was excited because it features Eric Moreau, the hot Frenchman from Titan's "Double Standard." Eric's scene with Diesel Washington in the shower was a highlight of that movie for me. I was excited when I found out he would be paired with Dean Flynn, another favorite, in "Funhouse." The scene between them in "Funhouse" did not disappoint; perhaps the most acrobatic sex scene I have ever scene. Also a great connection between the two. More later when I do my review on the Porncast.
Anyways, greatly featured in Funhouse is François Sagat, dressed as some weird clown, although that might be redundant! As you can see from the section of the boxcover, he is not only hot but extremely creepy. And that picture doesn't even do it justice! Don't get me started on the fish-net bodysuit. Hot and scary all at the same time. Check out "Funhouse," but don't say I didn't warn you about the nightmares.