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Pope Benedict Hitler Gets Panties in a Bunch over Kiss

Italian fashion label Benetton has pulled a doctored image of the Pope kissing another man from its new Unhate campaign after the outraged Vatican protested.

The shot depicted Pope Benedict XVI kissing Sheik Ahmed Muhammed el-Tayeb, a leading Egyptian theologian and Imam of the 1000-year-old Al-Azhar Mosque.

"This shows a grave lack of respect for the Pope, an offence to the feelings of believers, a clear demonstration of how publicity can violate the basic rules of respect for people," The Vatican said.

Other public figures in the campaign include President Barack Obama and Chinese Paramount Leader Hu Jintao kissing as well as North Korean Leader Kim Jong II and South Korean President Le Myung-bak locking lips.

Deputy head of Benetton, Alessandro Benetton, admitted the campaign was created to court controversy, but said it was seeking out publicity "for an ideal notion of tolerance."

Frank Sinatra, Porn Star?

According to the Daily Mail, Porter Darwin who spent decades researching Sinatra says that as a homeless and hungry youngster, the future Ol’ Blue Eyes was persuaded to appear in a blue movie. He was paid $100 for his contribution to a 1934 movie called The Masked Bandit at the age of 19, and spent the rest of his life hoping it would stay a secret,” the paper reported.

“[Porter] says he was told about the film by British actor Peter Lawford, one of the five members of the Rat Pack—Sinatra’s gang of movie pals from the 1960s which also included Dean Martin and Sammy Davis Jnr.” Davis, said Lawford, had somehow acquired a copy, and in 1972 he played a trick on Sinatra by “inserting footage of the movie into a reel of the porn film Deep Throat, which he then screened for a guest list that included Sinatra.

“Because Sinatra was masked, nobody at the private screening except Lawford, Davis and Sinatra knew who the skinny teenager frolicking with two naked actresses was,” reported the Mail. “The Rat Pack often played pranks on each other but Sinatra wasn’t amused. He masked his anger to keep the secret and, says Porter, was going to ‘cut Sammy Davis Jnr off for life, but then realized Davis might reveal his secret.’ Davis later agreed to destroy his copy of The Masked Bandit.”

Peruvian Mayor Warns Citizens Tap Water Will Turn Them Gay

This might be the best selling bottled water ever. I drink 8 glasses a day and I am a flamer so this story must be true. Jose Benitez made the bizarre comments at the launch of a local water access project, where he noted high levels of strontium in the tap water. The drinking water comes from Tabalosos, a town which a Lima-based television station once claimed was inhabited by 14,000 gay men.

“Unfortunately strontium reduces male hormones and suddenly we’ll be as Tabalosos, as other towns, where the percentages are increasing of homosexuality,” Benitez is quoted by LGBT Asylum News as saying. “Young people have low self-esteem by this stigma.”

Golden Gate Season 4 Trailer

For this fourth season, Naked Sword teamed up with Cocky Boys to produce the darkest, most sexually intense season yet. While past seasons featured boyfriends, old flames reuniting, and even pen pals, this one explores unlikely and unexpected hook-ups between total strangers–some of whom might be getting a lot more than they bargained for.

Occupied Movement gets a Porn Injection

Not only do protesters get fucked by the system, now they are getting fucked by hot guys. Amateur Studio, Dirty Boy Video shot a porn right in the middle of Occupy Oakland call "Occupy My Throats".

The Website says "Police can ban the erection of tents at Occupy Wall Street, but they can't keep us from pitching a tent in our pants! Branden and Skylar take a break from the rally in Oakland to occupy each other with their cocks! It's a challenge to exercise the right to free speech with your mouth full, but these horny boys are UP to the challenge! It's great to see hot, idealistic young men CUM together for a cause!"

"We at Dirty Boy Video believe in free expression, challenging the status quo, and standing up to inequality and injustice. With all the appalling footage of police brutality, surely our video of two people actually being nice to each other should offend no one! "

Support Occupy Wall Street! Pitch a tent! Check out the trailer.

Art with a View

Funny art exhibit that makes the viewer looking like he or she is getting "Tea Bagged". These nude male sculptures have a better view then most with an interactive telescope in the ass with focus knobs in the side that let you see through the art pieces eyes.

University Virginia Men are scared of Fondling

There seems to be a "serial groper" of VA's hunky frat boys. "University Police Chief Mike Gibson has sent an email to all students. Gibson says there have been several cases since the beginning of this academic year where somebody has broken into a residence and fondled males. The suspect is a thin black male who enters through an unlocked door. It's happened during the nighttime hours in areas adjacent to the University. Cases have been reported on 17th Street Northwest, Virginia Avenue, University Circle and Wertland Street. Chief Gibson says a big problem is that the victims often have waited several days before reporting the incident. He says they should call 911 immediately after an assault to help the investigation."

The suspect has no stolen anything, just some nut. How passed out are these guys not to wake up when someone is in your room jerking you off?

You can Help with Falcon's Chuck Holmes Story

Now you can help back the Michael Stabile‘s upcoming film Seed Money: The Chuck Holmes Story. A documentary that tells the story of Falcon Studios‘ founder Check Holmes. You can pledge as little as a buck. "Chuck Holmes built a gay porn empire, then used that fortune to help fund the gay rights movement -- only to find that while his money was welcome, his association often wasn't."

"Using his Falcon fortune, Chuck gave millions to organizations like the HRC, the Gay and Lesbian Victory Fund, to politicians like Barney Frank and Bill Clinton, to the AIDS Memorial Grove. Chuck quietly worked to reshape the gay movement from liberation to lobbying, from hippies to political action committees, from outsiders to insiders. But despite the money and the philanthropy, Chuck himself never quite fit in himself. Though he was a prodigious philanthropist, he always feared that his 'dirty money' would be returned. And sometimes he was right.

Nasty Pig Jeans Sexy Ad

It's hard to tell what this ad is trying to sell, except erections. Very hot model "Matthew" looks hot.

Turn off your gag reflex by squeezing your left thumb

And now for some great news for sufferers of the pesky gag reflex! If you have a particularly strong gag reflex, this popular dentist's trick can help "distract your brain and save you the discomfort (and embarrassment) in seconds!" according to the Lifehacker site.

Lifehacker says:"If you're in a situation where something is setting off your gag reflex (dentist's offices are one of the most common places [We bet they are!]), just form a fist with your left hand, squeezing your thumb.

"The folks over at Reddit's Ask Science forum deliberate as to why this is, and they point to a 2008 study that shows it to be effective - not to mention lots of anecdotal evidence on the internet [We'd love to have a look at some of the sites these people have been visiting] but whether it's an effect of the nerves in your hand or just a distraction, it looks like it's a pretty useful trick.

Gay Porn Talk Podcast # 305

This week the boys get ready to get stuffed... oh and eat turkey (or that gross Tofurkey shit Paulie Eats). They discuss the news, sponsored by Adam Male, this week was Transgender remembrance and they talk about teen fight for restroom rights, the killings in Hollywood. They also love the "Bitch fight" between Marcus Bachman and Truth wins out and George Michael's new Porn Star Bo. Paulie reviews the new Falcon 40th Anniversary Collection Edition and gives it 5 Big Splats and thinks everyone will find hotness in this 16 hour Blockbuster Hit. David gets down and dirty in his Sex Flesh Doggie Style Masturbator, finally a hole that will never get tired. They answer your questions about ass hair removal, sharing gay sex toys, dreams of being a porn star and getting fucked till you bleed. Hope your turkey is not the only thing that gets stuffed this week... stay hard.

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