Everyone knows that the Olympics are full of horn-dogs, this year they used 100,000 condoms, that’s 14 per athlete and they still ran out! (Damn I am going to have to go to the next Olympics.) However the Norwegian cross country skier who failed to win gold medal is blaming his performance on too much noisy porn.
“My name is Odd-Bjoern Hjelmeset,” he said, of his performance in the 4x10 relay. “I skied the second lap and I fucked up today. I think I have seen too much porn in the last 14 days. I have the room next to Petter Northhug and every day there is noise in there. So I think that is the reason I fucked up. By the way, Tiger Woods is a really good man"
I don’t get it, is he saying that he watched the porn with Petter or just had his ear pressed against the wall listening to it and whats up with the shout out to Tiger Woods?
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