AMG: Theatre Film Classics: Bike Shop Trade

Studio: AMG
Director: Bob Mizer
Original Release: 1969-1971
Tag line: "If you want to see fucking, watch the trailers."

Gay porno video had to start somewhere...and this is it. AMG (Athletic Model Guild) put these six vintage films on a compilation of film's Directed by Bob Mizer between 1969 and 1971. It features some decent looking, yet average boy next door guys. You wont see any hair trimmed or muscle studs in any of these clips.

The subtitle, Bike Shop Trade is also the title of the first scene starring Richard Monroe and Billy Hamilton. The scene starts with Hamilton wearing a black leather biker jacket entering the repair shop Monroe manages pushing his motorcycle. Hamilton's bike is apparently not running and asks for Monroe's repair services. After Monroe works on it with no luck, he hands Hamilton a bill. There is a dispute between the two about the need for a bill if the bike is still not running. Hamilton is broke anyway with an empty wallet to prove it. Monroe decides that Hamilton is going to pay for his services by giving up his clothes in TRADE for his dirty jumpsuit. The two strip completely nude. Monroe's jumpsuit must be pretty dirty from all the hard work he has been doing because Hamilton doesn't want to put on the jumpsuit in it's filthy state. So he washes it in a bucket. LOL! This cracked me up! The two make up by rubbing each others chests with motor oil pumped form a oil can like the Tin Man's in The Wizard of Oz. Then there's some kissing and bodies touching.

Scene two is Jelaous Cowboy, with Pat Corrigan and Kerry Fairchild. Corrigan is chillin' at home reading the evening news shirtless when Cowboy Fairchild beats on his front door. Corrigan must have stole Fairchild's lady or horse or something cause that girl's pissed and she's got a gun! He makes Corrigan strip and then ties his hands and feet to the bed. YEA! BONDAGE! He then holds a knife to Corrigan's dick and balls and is about to cut it off when the tables are turned. Corrigan snatches the gun and makes Fairchild strip. He then holds the knife to Fairchild's junk too. They decide a girl shouldn't come between their affection for each other. So they roll around on the bed naked and kiss.

Scene three is threesome, Desert Thieves. Two nude boys in Zorro masks try to rob a third. But they are caught in the act and instead given a lecture about brotherly love. The robbers decide they want to show they understand this lesson and they all make out and rub naked bodies on a blanket under a cactus then fall asleep.

Professor's Sailor, scene four stars a Ramon Gabron as a sailor in his white uniform and bearded Paul Fox as the Professor. The scene starts with the two meeting and hitting it off. They kiss and decide to take it back to the Professor's eclectically decorated place which is clearly lacking seating. So the two sit on cushions on the floor. The Sailor notices the Professor is noticeably upset about something. He knows he can make him feel better if he strips. What do you know this makes the Professor smile and he take his robe off. The Professor's sadness sets in again and he begins to cry. He explains that his lover Jim left him and got married. The Sailor console him and the two make out and rub their naked bodies together.

The next scene, Nevada Smith Posing is just that. Nevada Smith is pretty hung shower and has a hot glistening body. He practices his gun slinging while he draws his revolver from it's holster over and over. He's a stud and I love for him to put a cap in my ass. This is the hottest scene for me.
The final scene is The Marine & the Mexican. A Marine, Bill Scott sits behind his desk when a Jessie Mariga comes in wearing a sombrero and a serape to apply to be a marine. The Marine explains that they are looking for something different and suggests the Navy may be a better fit. They argue about this and Mariga accuses the Marines of being racist. But Scott explains that if he cut his hair he could be a good soldier. The Mexican strips to show he has a good enough body for the Marines but wants to see an example of what a soldier's body should look like. Scott strips too. Both men are very pale but have nice cocks.
I appreciated this for the ground it paved for the porno of today. I give it two splats. But I wouldn't call it a porno really. More like erotica. All the men are flaccid and never get hard. Most of the scenes have voice overs and a dramatic orchestral score. There is no fucking or sucking, stroking or poking. Just plenty of white boys naturally nude. The boys look like they are having fun though playing their rolls though. If you like nostalgia and rough housing, this is worth a viewing. But most likely it wont get you off.