Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Worlds Oldest Dildo, A 30,000 Year Old Sex Toy


Apparently sex toys are as old as time (just ask Evan). They have found a prehistoric sex toy that doubled as a fire tool. The phallus shaped dildo / tool was found in a cave in Germany and is being studied at the University of Tubingen.

The prehistoric dildo, which has marks where it was obviously used for striking against flints, also features carved rings around one polished end. Researchers say it's easy to see what it was used for.

The scientists pieced together the multitasking tool from more than a dozen fragments found in a cave complex linked with the activities not of the Neanderthals, but of modern humans.

The sex toy is estimated to be at least 28,000 years old and apparently had been discarded after being broken. There's no evidence as to how that happened. Jealous boyfriend? Extremely tight ass? A 3-way with a dinosaur? The secret may be safe with early cave dwellers.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

they found it in Bea Arthur's nightstand.