Friday, April 30, 2010

Don't Use Eels as Sex Toys


I'm not sure what this story teaches us, not to have such assholes as friends, or not to get so shit-faced drunk that you pass out, but most importantly don’t stick living things up your ass.

A 59yo Chinese man (whose name was not disclosed) died after getting so drunk that he passed out and his friend stuck a live 50cm swamp eel up his ass. The eel gnawed and slithered up the mans intestines. He was taken to the intensive care unit but died ten days later from internal bleeding and sepsis.

Next time you want to play a prank on a drunken friend, stick his hand in warm water.

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