A Wisconsin off-duty police officer out for a jog witnesses the suspect sexually gratifying himself with an abandoned couch left on a curb, according to a criminal complaint. Gerard S. was charged with one count of lewed and lascivious behavior. If convicted, he faces up to nine months in prison and $10,000 in fines.
The officer approached Gerard to see what was going on and yelled “what are you doing,” which caused Streator to run away. The officer didn’t see anyone else on the couch, but the officer realized Streator was thrusting it between the couch cushions for sexual gratification.
I bet this guy gets a huge hard-on when he visits Lazy-boy shop. I think we all should pitch in and get him a fleshlight.
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