Review: "AMG Theater Film Classics: Teacher's Pests "

​Studio: AMG
Running Time: 70 minutes
Year of Release: 2009 (re-release)
Starring: Eddie Dancer, Russ Carlson, Richard Thayer, Jay Howard, Ron Nichols, Tony Rome, JJ Kent, Jeffrey Eden, Billy Farrell, Tony Ray, Steve St. John
Tag line: It’s not just the teacher’s pests who are ready for a sexy party in this collection of film classics!

If you’re looking for hardcore porn, this isn’t the movie for you. If however, you find the male form erotic, you might want to check this one out. You won’t see any sloppy blow jobs and no visible penetration in this collection of classic films from the AMG archives. All of the films have been restored (as much as possible for skin flicks from the late 60’s and early 70’s).


Chapters: The chapters on this DVD are actually separate movies from the AMG archive.
Teacher’s Pests - Jay Howard and Tony Ray are are late for Roman History class because their coach held them late. Oddly enough one is in football gear and the other is in a baseball get up. “Teach” (played by Billy Farrell), as the two “pests” call him, is not too happy that the boys are late to class and promptly asks them to open their English books. This must have been in the summer because the thermometer in the class room reads almost 120 degrees!. The guys convince Teach to let them take off their shirts, and eventually their pants. After returning to their seats, the comic books come out and into their Roman History books.

These guys really are pests because instead of just reading the comics, they start narrating the stories. Teach busts them, then busts a ruler on their back sides. A few more hijinks, a fight, some intense closed mouth kissing broken up with an actual crowbar, and some high speed undressing of Teach, and the class of three breaks out into a sexy party dance, including some music. The guys dance into the camera and we’re done in just over 12 minutes. These men have nice bodies and packages to go with them.

JJ Kent Posing - As you might have imagined from the name of chapter two, leather boy Jay Jay Kent is featured in this solo film. When Kent gets a look at himself in the mirror, it’s just too much as he declares “Hi gorgeous,” and even blows kisses at himself. A quick sexy party dance by the mirror and a great slow-motion shot from the ground looking up, and this boy’s pooped. After hopping on the bed, Jay Jay grinds a bit and bites the sheets. Again, without every touching himself or even showing a hard cock, it’s pretty hot.

After the Party’s Over - Eddie Dancer and Steve St. John are lovers that have just finished hosting a party--well sort of at least. Steve was passed out from dope when the party was wrapping up. Having had enough of Steve’s behavior, Eddie tells him that the Party’s Over and that they can’t stay together. Steve is ready to get boned by Eddie, but Eddie has made up his mind, plus he needs to get to work. After quite a bit of dialog, it looks like the two are making up, we even get two songs at this sexy party! Some simulated oral sex, and Eddie has had enough and the party is finally over.

In the credits at the end of the movie, Eddie and Steve mention that they are real lovers in life and that they really enjoyed making this film. I almost forgot to mention that there is some grinding action in the credits and a noticeably hard cock.

Intermission - While not technically a chapter, the intermission is a quick minute and a half clip of a theater client trying to get to San Diego. It looks like he’s in a field of easter eggs to me, but this boy is athletic (like all the other men on the disc) and he’s flexible with an impressive crab walk!

Love 2001 - This film is set in the futuristic year 2001 (it was 1971 after all). Jeffery Eden is connected to a “Total Experience Synthesizer” and is totally enjoying his virtual adventure. His boyfriend, played by Russ Carlson returns home with girly mags! Apparently in 2001, everyone is gay and no one really wears clothing. After some arguing between the two, Russ decides that he needs to sleep with a woman and leaves for a two week mission to have sex with a woman. Jeffery and Russ try to make up with some kissing, hugging, necking, and a couple of erections! Looks like that did it as the scene ends leaving me wondering if they made it after all.

Richard Thayer Posing - Again, as you probably figured out, Richard Thayer is featured in this black & white solo film. He’s got a great body, and demonstrates his many athletic abilities playing shadow boxing, football, baseball, boomerang?, tennis?, basketball, and soccer. This mans got a great body and some nice abs. While there’s no sexy party in this movie, there’s plenty of jumping and kicking to give you a great view of everything Richard has to offer.

Strangers in the Park - This set is actually pretty good with some trees, a log on the astroturf and a pond. This short features two servicemen, one from the Navy and the other from the Air Force. The two meet beside the pond and get a bit wet. After some persistent convincing, the two are naked and rolling around in the grass by the pond. we never learn the two men’s names, but we do get a good look at some tattoos on the Navy guy. Make sure you watch to the end of this chapter, as I think you’ll be pretty impressed with the seemingly jumping balls on the sailor. The men fall asleep laying on each other.


Extras:
Intermission Clips - This include two original intermission clips, one of which was presented during the Play All option on the DVD, the other is a cute guys from Chicago. Just quick clips of guys talking and doing silly things. I believe that these were originally shown while the film reels were being swapped out at the theater.

Cutting Room Floor - This collection of film clips that never made it to the theater is where all the action is on this disc. There’s penetration and oral sex back here on the cutting room floor; and remember when these were made, so the action is bareback. We even get a few pop shots .

Slideshows - The images in the slideshows feature the actors from each chapter in high quality photos, not grainy like the movies. Not all picture presented are directly related to the films on the DVD. But this does give you a great chance to see these men in all their digital glory.
Trailers

Trailers - These trailers are for old and new AMG videos; which i now need to find some AMG Brazil videos!

MiamiJ’s Take:
Never does anyone actually touch their cocks or anyone else’s (except in the extras). I think that since these films were originally produce in the late 60’s - early 70’s, that the “sexy party” scenes were used so that we could get full views of all the goods. I have to admit, that I did find this movie somewhat arousing, and I now enjoy random sexy parties with my partner. While I had to play with the volume a lot between the chapters, it wasn’t too much of a pain. No fucking, no sucking, but lots of naked men, and uncut cocks.

If you’re looking for some hard-hitting, super high-definition, cum-everywhere porn, this is not for you. If however, you saw the original films back at the theater, or you just enjoy the male form, you should check this compilation out for sure.