Wednesday, December 16, 2009

REVIEW: Ten Pound Tube Steak

To paraphrase Kermit the Frog: "Why are there so many movies about big dicks?" Sure, we can all understand the fascination with the huge cocks, but the real stars of any movie with anal is the bottoms. The bigger the dick, the more that must be accommodated. The guy with the big dick didn't do anything but come out longer on that genetic lottery; the bottoms have to have training, because, as Paulie says with butt plugs, you don't start out at the varsity level. So any movie that features lots of big dicks, we need to pause a moment to think of the bottoms. Okay, moment done! Let's go on to those big dicks!

The first scene takes place in a kitchen with Devin Moss (11-inches) giving Aydan Cruz his breakfast tube steak, with Aydan sporting a big dick of his own. Scene two has Jason Crew giving his best to blond Ryan Raz, and Ryan showing us his special talents. Scene three has Mickey Drake fucking Tristan Phoenix, with Tristan's incredibly ripped body steals the scene. Scene four features Cole Streets and Antonio Biaggi, with Antonio's big 11 inches putting Coles through his paces. The last scene has Devon Moss again, this time matched up with Tristan Phoenix, and Tristan again showing what he can take. With this much meat, you already know if this is a video for you.

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