Ohio Man Crashes Car in Adult Store for Sex Toy

You know you must be horny for some sex toys when you ram your car through a sex store to steal it.

The man reportedly selected one product only to put it back in exchange for — rather than in addition to — the Topco Sales-manufactured vibrating pussy mold of adult start Carmen Luvana.

Adult Mart store manager Tracy Holmes said she suspects the thief has frequented the store in the past, for it appeared upon viewing the security tape that he knew very well how to navigate himself, and his car, around the store after hours.

That's what I call HORNY!