European Candy Proves that “Fruits” Love Sex

This has to be the hottest piece of candy EVER named Maoam! Only in Europe could they have a candy with a 3 way between cherries and a lime (how do you take a Cherry from a Cherry), and a lime fucking a lemon (I always wanted to know how they get that lemon-lime flavor). But just as in the US there has to be some Douche Bag that is offended.

UK's Simon Simpkins, a dad of two, said he was shocked at the "pornographic" poses when he bought Haribo's MAOAM sweets for his children. Mr. Simpkins of Pontefract, West Yorkshire, told The Sun: "The lemon and lime are locked in what appears to be a carnal encounter.”The lime, who I assume to be the gentleman in this coupling, has a particularly lurid expression on his face."

Haribo the makers of this yummy candy thinks its wrappers are just fine, saying that "The jovial MAOAM man is very popular with fans, both young and old."