Thursday, February 5, 2009

All The News That Fits Paulie!


In Michelangelo Signorile's interview with New Life Church volunteer Grant Haas, who recently came forward to discuss his sexual experiences with Ted Haggard, talks about 'Ted Two.' Okay, not a freaky clone of the Haggster, but Ted's own member molded from his Willy. No word on whether he and his wife Gayle used a Clone-A-Willy kit to do the deed, but Hass alleges that Ted Two was used on Ted and Gayle both. Haas also discusses how Haggard came to be his "counselor" over his struggles with homosexuality. I have visions of Foghorn Leghorn taking care of the diminutive chicken hawk from the Loony Toons cartoons.

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