July 3 marks the inaugural “Naughty America Day,” a day when Americans are encouraged to celebrate their collective naughtiness by teasing and flirting with their fellow citizens. Naughty America Day is the brainchild of Naughty America, the authority on all things naughty. NA spokesman David Moye credits the spirit of American naughtiness for inspiring important political documents like the Declaration and the Bill of Rights.
To help kick-start Naughty America Day, the company has come up with more than 40 ways patriotic Americans can be naughty on July 3, including flirting with the boss, asking a homeless guy for a dollar, wearing a short skirt but no panties (guys can wear a kilt), going to a baseball game and rooting for the opposition or quizzing your parents about their sex lives.
Now this sounds like a holiday I could get into! Should make it a federal holiday.
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