Cyndi Lauper Rocks it out As the World Turns

For those who haven't kept up with doings in Oakdale, Ill., young Noah (Jake Silbermann) and young Luke (Van Hansis) fell for each other last year.

That's a fairly significant step in the often traditional world of soap opera. But those who applauded that step then became frustrated that "Nuke" was seemingly not allowed to express physical affection.

A watch sprung up, counting the number of shows on which they had not kissed. Proctor & Gamble, the corporate mothership, said there was no kissing ban, that their relationship was just developing slowly.

Finally, they did kiss. But anyone who thinks this signaled some sort of "happily ever after" clearly has never watched soap operas - and sure enough, three weeks ago, their relationship took one of those turns.

Luke: "You want to break up with me?"
Noah: "I can't think when you're here!"

Gay or straight, that's just not a good conversation. So let's say Cyndi Lauper isn't arriving a minute too soon.