Sunday, September 16, 2007

Jessica Simpson + Turkey Baster + Gay Hairdresser Oh My!


A source told More magazine "Jessica has considered adopting but I think she has always wanted to experience pregnancy. "She's an old-fashioned girl. I'm sure she wants a child who is biologically hers."She and Ken were having dinner and Jess was moaning about how she couldn't find a man to commit and how immature the guys she has dated have been."Jess suggested artificial insemination. Ken is just as eager to have a baby, but his boyfriend isn't as keen on the idea."However, she and Ken agreed to begin the process in the next six months. The baby will be a cross between Chastity Bono and Clay Aiken, hope she is smart enough to stick the Turkey Baster in the right hole... but I bet she's not!

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