Monday, February 1, 2016

Titanmen offers Homophobic, Former Congressman Aaron Schock $1 Million



TitanMen has announced it will pay off the outstanding legal debt, up to $1,000,000.00, for former U.S. Congressman Aaron Schock if the rock-hard bodied Republican will agree to an exclusive contract to star in a series of hardcore TitanMen gay porn films.

"The boyishly handsome and muscular 34-year-old Republican became a media sensation thanks to his Instagram account, which features homoerotic images of Schock on expensive and exotic vacations, his chiseled physique on display in extreme sports, and for his dapper sense of fashion.

"Aaron Schock stands 5’8″ tall and weighs in at 165 pounds of lean muscle. His impressive six-pack abs earned him a cover and in-depth interview in Men’s Health magazine, where he revealed the secret to his impressive physique: a grueling daily workout routine that includes 60-75 minutes of strength training followed by a five-mile run at 6:30 am.

“TitanMen has a history of signing iconically handsome men with both brains and brawn, and Aaron Schock fits that profile to a ‘T’,” said TitanMen Vice-President and managing partner Keith Webb. 'Despite Schock’s scandal over allegedly misappropriating campaign funds, he has so much more to offer our fans. What we’re offering is a win-win situation, giving him the opportunity to break free and come out in a whole new world!'"

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