Kink.com Porn Studio Opens World's First Erotic Haunted House

As if getting rabbit fucked by a guy who is packing 12 rock hard inches is scary enough. Kink.com, the world’s largest producer of BDSM and fetish entertainment has opened the world’s first erotic haunted house. “Hell in the Armory” runs all this month in the 100-year old San Francisco Armory where the company shoots its adult films. While the erotic haunted house isn’t nearly as explicit as the company’s films, parental guidance is strongly suggested.

“We know that many people find Kink’s films scary, so we wanted to have a little fun with that,” said Andrew Harvill, the producer of the event. “The Armory building itself is actually haunted, so setting up a real haunted house tour using our dungeons and sets was a natural fit. It’s both terrifying and, depending on your kink, arousing.”

    A one-hour tour, Hell in the Armory takes guests through Kink’s various themed sets for eight separate horror vignettes. In the course of events, you’ll meet, among others, a deranged doctor, a duplicitous dominatrix, a voodoo queen, ghoulish psychopaths and a party of zombie-types with a penchant for show tunes. If you’re lucky—or not, depending on your kink—a naked vampire woman soaked in blood may lick your face.

    Though at times more campy than creepy, the tour, which ends with a claustrophobia-inducing maze in which various freaks startle and screech, is not for the easily shaken. It’s also not for the kids. In addition to full-frontal nudity, the tour contains loud noises, strobe lights, mild torture, tight spaces, blindfolding, fake blood splatter, strangers touching you and various other surprises. If this sounds like hell, and not the fun kind, it may not be for you.