A Texas job-seeker made the unconventional decision Friday to include a photo of his penis with an application submitted to the Texas Workforce Solutions in Dallas. According to the Dallas Observer's Eric Nicolson, however, "TWS is not the proper launching point for your porn career; its bureaucrats aren't paid nearly enough to stare at your junk. And if the caseworker is anything like the 25-year-old worker at TWS' Alpha Road office who found a client's dick pic waiting in her email this morning alongside his job application, she will promptly call police, who will know from the personal email address who sent it and thus gets a ticket for 'obscene display or distribution.' That's a class C misdemeanor."
Of course, adds Nicolson, "Before jumping to a conclusion about the Alpha Road case, it's worth considering the possibility that the email was an accident, misdirected from the intended recipient to the TWS worker. Anyone who's ever hit 'reply all' or experienced an autocomplete fail can sympathize with that."
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