Friday, March 14, 2014

Forget Obamacare Now you can get Penis Insurance

 Montreal-based underwear company is offering a $50,000 penis insurance policy to its male customers.

Starting March 15, men who purchase three or more pairs of UNDZ underwear via the company website will get a Lloyd's Of London insurance policy to be paid out if their sex organ becomes detached from their body.

Now you can fuck till your cock fall off. But make sure to take heed of the restrictions before trying to get rich doing the "Bobbitt" cut off.

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