Tuesday, February 5, 2013

Texas Man Arrested for Trying to Make a Centaur by Fucking a Horse

Andrew Mendoza must have watched to much Harry Potter because after being arrested for having sex with a horse he said "I was thinking it would have a horesman baby".

His statement "I then got into the pen with the horse. I dumped out the water bucket and turned it upside down and put it behind the horse. I then moved the horse’s tail and put my dick, which was already hard, in the horse and started fucking the horse. [...] I was trying to make the horse have a baby. I was thinking it would have a horseman baby. I ain’t going to lie, I blew a nut in the horse. This was the only time I fucked the neighbor’s horse.

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