It's ironic that the worlds easiest GPS-based cruising site that can get you dick faster than you can say "erection" has such strict rules on profile photos. This week that have updated their rules to go even farther, where you can't even wear Speedos that you would wear in public. I know that Apple's archaic iron fist comes down hard and make anyone that sells iPhone apps on their store follow strict rules, but some of the rules are just plan stupid. Most of the "banned" photos are things we see everyday on the street. One has to wonder how much homophobia comes into play with these rules from Apple. How about just making some apps for Adults and make an age restriction for them. Below are just a few of the silliest rules.
- You can't say or even suggest how big your cock or if cut or uncut
- You can't say or suggest if you are a bottom or top
- No bare skin below the waistline (hip bone area) or above the upper thighs can be shown.
- No underwear can be visible. Swimwear must follow the bare skin rule above.
- Photos cannot contain sex props and toys, including the use of fruits/vegetables.
- No photos of any obscene gestures and/or lewd behavior.
- Pants and shorts must be worn normally, buttoned, and not pulled or hanging down.
- No nudity of any kind even if covered up by a towel, hat or other means.
- No grabbing/holding or touching genitals or genital area, not even doing your best Michael Jackson
- No pubic hair can be visible even if you treasure trail is long
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