How Much Would you Pay to see Anderson Cooper Jerk Off

Now that Anderson has officially come out of the closet, Fetish porn company Treasure Island Media has offered him 1 million for a jerk off session. That's more than a dollar for every little sperm in a very, very big load, making his swimmers the most valuable in the world. Thinks if his boyfriend "spits" in the sink after a hot night, that's millions in the New York drain system. My sperm is very envious and feels undervalued.