“The report opens with Ye proclaiming the discovery of the mysterious object, the likes of which ‘not even an 80-year-old local man has seen,’” ABC News wrote. “Villagers crouch around the object, floating innocently in a water-filled bucket. ‘It has an eye and a nose, but we don't know what it is!’ says a man who was among the drillers who discovered the sex toy.”
Ye goes into great detail describing the object, noting “this looks like a type of fungus, on both ends of which you’ll find mushroom heads.
“On this side, you can see what looks like a pair of lips,” she continues, according to various reports. “And on that side, there is a tiny hole which extends all the way back to this side.”
While villagers and Ye were convinced the object was a type of lingshi mushroom, a rare mushroom found deep underground and believed to have been enjoyed by China’s first emperor, savvy viewers soon set the record straight for the station. They accurately identified the item as a stroker with a vaginal opening on one end and an anal opening on the other.
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