TSA gives green light to Sex Toys

The Transportation Safety Administration, whose job it is to consider fully such matters, has decreed that vibrators are OK to take on a plane. Now the 10k mile club can have sex toys too. The TSA says whips, chains, leashes, restraints and manacles are OK, too. Any law-abiding citizen has the right to carry any such device onto an airplane.

So why are so many otherwise sensible travelers reluctant to do so? Why is there embarrassment and shame, hemming and hawing? It's all so unnecessary, say experts, because traveling with an electric vibrator need be no more difficult than traveling with other problematic items, such as aerosols or toddlers.

But don't forget the lube, if its more than 3 oz, they will still take it (and use it in the back room when they are on break)