Thursday, September 2, 2010

SF Weekly List of Top 10 Closeted Conservatives of All Time


10) California state Sen. Roy Ashburn. - Ashburn how was outed after a drunk driving from a Sacramento Gay Bar with a trick.

9) Former Idaho Sen. Larry Craig.- Known as Toe Tapping Larry, for his soliciting a cop from an airport bathroom.

8) The Rev. Ted Haggard. - Not only was he found with Crystal Meth but in a relationship with a male massage therapist for 3 years.

7) George Rekers. The self proclaimed expert on homosexuality, and he was because he hires male escorts.

6) Rep. Mark Foley. - Six term Congressman from Florida was caught sending lewd instant messages to teenage male pages.

5) Michael Huffington. - Ex husband to Arianne Huffington announced to Esquire that he love wieners and hates politics.

4) Gov. Jim McGreevey.The former Democratic governor of New Jersey was married... twice but had a sex affair with a man on the state's payroll, who he hired.

3) Roy Cohn. - The self hating gay who was responsible for McCarthism in the 50’s that persecuted thousands of being communist and homosexual and who died of AIDS in 1986

2) J. Edgar Hoover.- The longest-serving head of the FBI had a lifelong relationship with an associate director of the FBI named Clyde Tolson.

1) They are saving this spot for the next hypocritical conservative. Who do you think Brian Brown from the N.O.M., or maybe United States Senator Lindsey Graham, South Carolina?

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