George Michael Going to Jail

British judge sentenced George Michael to 8 weeks behind bars for crashing his car into a London shop and fined him almost $2,000.

In February 2006, Michael was found slumped at the wheel of his car at London's busy Hyde Park Corner. Two months later, he hit three parked cars while trying to maneuver out of a parking space. Later that October he was found slumped over the wheel of his car again — this time in the middle of an intersection.

I bet sex will be easier to find than some random "tearoom", have you seen Jeff Stryker's prison Sex DVD. :)