Monday, October 26, 2009

Masturbator That Wants to Suck your Blood?


Just in time for Halloween, the leader in male masturbators, Fleshlight has released a Vampire themed special edition called Succu Dry and Count Cockula.

Company CEO Steve Shubin said “With recent television and box office success, the vampire fantasy has become a very real fantasy for millions of people. We at Fleshlight have been providing men an outlet for their fantasies since our founding, so it is only fitting that we continue to do so with this fantasy, which until now, has been completely unattainable.”

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