I am proud to say that I was unionized in Vermont with my beloved Fang eight years ago, and the Phyllis Diller jokes have kept on coming. It was a beautiful ceremony, or as beautiful a ceremony you can have when you are uniting with someone with severe OCD.
Now comes the final step, and Vermont today legalizes gay marriage. I have talked to Fang, and as soon as all the gravel in our driveway is pointing in the same direction, we're going back. But the next question, what to have at the reception? Well Ben and Jerry have come up with an answer. Vermont-based Ben & Jerry's Homemade Inc. is marking the occasion in typically sweet fashion and renaming their "Chubby Hubby" flavor "Hubby Hubby" for the month. So the food is taken care of, as long as all of the labels face the same way! Look for your invitation in the mail!
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