Department of 'Why Didn't I Think of That!'

If you're a size queen, part of the fun is in the numbers. Sure, you've taken a really large dick, but how big was it? Perhaps you could ask "How big is that thing anyways?" but people lie. You could whip out a tape measure, but some guys might not think so highly of your size-centric ways. Now comes a product that meets your needs. The Condometric lets you play safe and know your partner's shoe size. Available in 4 colors and in both centimeters and inches (so you don't have to do the math in your head before you faint dead away).