Thursday, June 19, 2008

The Love Goddess Judy Tenuta Licensed to Marry Gay Fans


Grammy nominated comedienne Judy Tenuta says she’s ready to add her Love Goddess touch to same sex ceremonies as a way of giving back to her “gay love slaves” and “lesbetarians” who have always supported her over the years.

Tenuta just became an ordained minister in California so she can marry gay couples in a special union she calls “Judyism.” Her goal now is to preside over the marriages of her legions of gay fans

“They must promise to say ‘I love you’ once a day, hold hands, and if they go to bed angry, they must have really hot hate sex to make up,” she explain.


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