Tuesday, May 13, 2008

AMG Announces Carnaval Poke ‘n’ Joke Contest Winners


Athletic Model Guild announced the winners of the Carnaval Poke ‘n’ Joke Contest and here are the winning Jokes.

1st Prize: George and Laura Bush looking to spice up their sex life buy a pack of flavored condoms. George blind folds Laura and says “kay, I’m gonna put one of these suckers on, then you slob the knob and guess the flavor.

So Laura immediately slurps up his cock and screams, “Blue Cheese!”

Dubya pulls out and says, “I aint even put the damn thing on yet, hun.”– Loekat69

2nd Prize: Bush and Cheney go to a DC diner for lunch. When they’ve finished looking over the menu, a waitress approaches to take their order.

“Mr. President, what can I get for you today?” she asks.

Bush replies, “I’d like a quickie.”

“A quickie?!” the waitress replies. “Sir, I don’t think that’s a good idea. I’ll come back when you’re ready to order from the menu.” She walks away.

Cheney leans over to Bush and says, “It’s pronounced ‘Quiche.’” ˆ- TL

3rd Prize: Suggested graffiti for rest room walls: “If you voted for George Bush, you can’t shit here...your asshole is in Washington.” – GH

“Basically we wanted to see how dirty our customers could be,” AMG President, Dennis Bell said. “I guess we wanted to see if they were funny too, but we were mostly interested in seeing just how filthy they could be. As it turns out, we’ve got some really creative customers. Some of the jokes were downright depraved.”

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