Uncle Buttfucker

I have no idea what sort of publication Vice Land is, but this is possibly the best article I've ever read.

The columnist's babysitter was none other then super-hung 80's pornstar Chad Douglas. She's not shy about the details either. "so around the time that Uncle Chad was my cool babysitter who gave me rad colored tights, he was also shooting the scene in which he cums inside his nephew, then inserts a buttplug so the cum won't dribble out."

Jesus Christ I had such a boring childhood.

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