Okay, TR has posted, so I can talk about him! During the interview Paulie and I had with TR, he surprised me by telling us that he wasn't really a fan of most foreign gay porn. I say surprised because I have always been a big fan. Gay porn is like the NBA (Okay, maybe I just blew your mind, but work with me.) Some time ago, the NBA was mostly Americans, and the thought of having a Croatian or Russian might be unthinkable! Today's NBA, being a preeminent basketball league in the world, has people of many nationalities. In gay porn today, people come from all over and I find its the differences that make things interesting. Its hard to keep the good men down (Especially when they're strong enough to break the cords that I tie them down with, but I digress).
Take the first movie this week: Rich Kid. The cover has Dean Monroe, and I know him from the work he has done for Falcon Studios. But, he's a Brit, and a very hot Brit at that. Given his work for Falcon, I have, in my own mind, claimed him for USA, that's not the case. He is well displayed in two scenes, scene three and the extra scene. Are there a lot of non-English speakers in this flick? You betcha, although most of the dialog is in English. Is it really hot, with or without any subtitles. You betcha! I gotta say that my favorite scene is scene three, with Marco Sanchez and Manuel Martinez by the pool. Hot, hot flip-flop scene that leaves no ass unturned! Sure, there is some plot about being rich and the rich kid having a birthday, but don't watch this for the dialog or plot. (If I want either, with a good dose of great sex, I'll pick up one of Jett Blakk's movies). I gave Rich Kid three and a half splats. If this was "Mad Money" and I was Jim Cramer, I would rate this one a 'must buy.' (Please talk to your financial advisor before making any investment decisions)
Onto the second movie, which is "European Holiday, Part 1." from Falcon International. This is the second in the "relaunch," although they (Falcon) aren't calling it that. The first, 'Knock-Out,' was good, but I think this one is better. Tim Hamilton directs and I believe that this is his directorial debut. (Maybe not, 'cause you'd think that Falcon would say something about it, considering they're going apeshit over Matthew Rush's directorial debut!) The cover is David Watts who has a most perfect body, IMHO; not too big, not too thin, cute face and rockin', cut body. If you watched Rich Kid (I hear somebody rated it as a 'must buy') then you might have seen David Watts, but he was called 'Derek Lyon.' (For those of you keeping score at home, he's also gone by: Casper Wats, Casper Watts & Johan Schwartz; If you read about Johan Lytts, that's probably him!) Anyway, if you like David Watts, this is the movie for you since he is in three of the four scenes. My favorite scene is him with Bel Ami staple Danny Saradon in the last scene. There seems to be a lot of connections between the guys, which comes through in the sex, which adds to the hotness and believability of the scenes. A great directorial debut for Tim Hamilton, at least according to me. I gave it three and a half splats. Go have yourself a holiday!
First movie is Stone Age, from Eon Films, which I think is Eddie Stone's directorial debut. He stars, directs, gets fucked, the whole ball of wax. I gave it three splats and I think it is a good first effort. Mr. Stone had some help with the directing from Rocky Brown, but we can already see some signature elements, that we would expect to see again. Does have a little tendency to 'mug' for the camera, but if your as attractive as Eddie Stone, that's not such a bad thing. In the first scene, Cole Ryan continues his his streak of getting me hard fast; your mileage may vary, but I look forward to all of his scenes. Eddie Stone is paired Trey Casteel in scene two and with 'the love of his life' (at least for this movie) Jesse Santana in the last scene. Great chemistry between the two. I also liked Tory Mason in scene three, but I think I liked him better in 'The Road To Redneck Hallow' and 'Big Boat' where he was a little more ripped, like a hot boy carved out of twink marble. What more can I say: Go get Stone!
Second movie, unrelated, was 'Striptease,' originally released by All Worlds in 1996. (My, how time flies!) There are a lot of actors/models/dudes in this one, where this is one of their few porn roles. Some did this and 'First Timers DC' so this may be you only opportunity. The plot, not that there's much, is that Doug Jeffries and Jay Anthony are in town (DC) to see the sights, see the AIDS Quilt on the Mall and have sex in their hotel room. Doug wants to go to Wet and Jay is more reticent. They wind up going separately and are promptly striped after they venture inside. (Was always happening to me, not!) Lots of sex on the bars and the stages and in the men's room and in the hallways. As a side note, Wet, the bar, is gone from DC; demolished to make way for a baseball stadium in DC. Wait, I have an idea: how about a reunion! Doug Jeffries, who is mostly a director these days could film it and it might even have a baseball theme! Little Big League 7: A Return to the Wet Showers. If anyone wants to take it and run with it (wink, Mr. Jeffries) only a small attribution at the end is necessary! Oh, and I gave striptease three splats. Buy it and watch it with a stripper that you love (or at least paid for).
Take the first movie this week: Rich Kid. The cover has Dean Monroe, and I know him from the work he has done for Falcon Studios. But, he's a Brit, and a very hot Brit at that. Given his work for Falcon, I have, in my own mind, claimed him for USA, that's not the case. He is well displayed in two scenes, scene three and the extra scene. Are there a lot of non-English speakers in this flick? You betcha, although most of the dialog is in English. Is it really hot, with or without any subtitles. You betcha! I gotta say that my favorite scene is scene three, with Marco Sanchez and Manuel Martinez by the pool. Hot, hot flip-flop scene that leaves no ass unturned! Sure, there is some plot about being rich and the rich kid having a birthday, but don't watch this for the dialog or plot. (If I want either, with a good dose of great sex, I'll pick up one of Jett Blakk's movies). I gave Rich Kid three and a half splats. If this was "Mad Money" and I was Jim Cramer, I would rate this one a 'must buy.' (Please talk to your financial advisor before making any investment decisions)
Onto the second movie, which is "European Holiday, Part 1." from Falcon International. This is the second in the "relaunch," although they (Falcon) aren't calling it that. The first, 'Knock-Out,' was good, but I think this one is better. Tim Hamilton directs and I believe that this is his directorial debut. (Maybe not, 'cause you'd think that Falcon would say something about it, considering they're going apeshit over Matthew Rush's directorial debut!) The cover is David Watts who has a most perfect body, IMHO; not too big, not too thin, cute face and rockin', cut body. If you watched Rich Kid (I hear somebody rated it as a 'must buy') then you might have seen David Watts, but he was called 'Derek Lyon.' (For those of you keeping score at home, he's also gone by: Casper Wats, Casper Watts & Johan Schwartz; If you read about Johan Lytts, that's probably him!) Anyway, if you like David Watts, this is the movie for you since he is in three of the four scenes. My favorite scene is him with Bel Ami staple Danny Saradon in the last scene. There seems to be a lot of connections between the guys, which comes through in the sex, which adds to the hotness and believability of the scenes. A great directorial debut for Tim Hamilton, at least according to me. I gave it three and a half splats. Go have yourself a holiday!
DIRECTOR: Steven Scarborough
